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Hi my name is Michael Rose D'ark Triad Joker Narkopath Kaiser-Bateman. I have a blue rose neck tattoo (that's how I got my name) and blond hair with blue streaks and tips and a long mullet that reaches my shoulders and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like my bitch mom who abandoned me (A/N: if u don't know my backstory get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Patrick Bateman but I wish I was because he's so fucking based. I'm a football player but there is so much more to me (for example, I've watched a film). I have pale white skin, and I go to a prison-like football facility in Japan where I intended to bully children (I'm nineteen). I'm an intellectual (in case you couldn't tell) and I read mostly psychology books. I love libgen and I download all my PDFs from there. Today I was wearing my football uniform with my red eyeliner.

I was walking around Blue Lock. We were locked up with no windows so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of people with loving parents stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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making up scenarios of my oshis begging for forgiveness over unknown issues 😊😊😊

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I'm cooking some garbage to upload in the near future on my main ao3 page

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why is he always on some dumb shit bro

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My favorite thing about Akashi from KNB is that he's the biggest aura farmer in the series but he's one of the few characters who are a normal height. Idk why thats so funny to me

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Saw this and thought of you

She's saying his first name wrong is that a part of the diss campaign 😭😭

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evil and twisted hiori can be on my bag now & forever

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My postmodern child is scaring all the other children at school with nonlinear narrative and rejection of conventional notions of epistemology

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He thinks everythings a motherfucking game

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My doomed Naruto cousins

You know I never fw the family structure because my Naruto OCs who Ive had since I was like 12 the entire main theme for them is that theyre cousins and their entire families hate them and also they need to kill each other RIGHT NOW!!!

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AIJ 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

ILIYA 😍😍😍

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man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason

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You know I never fw the family structure because my Naruto OCs who Ive had since I was like 12 the entire main theme for them is that theyre cousins and their entire families hate them and also they need to kill each other RIGHT NOW!!!

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what a lovely friday noon 💚

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Oh you guys need him GONE

What is wrong with him

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