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That’s actually really adorable. Though, be careful because when I was little I would ask all sorts of questions to try to put off my bed time.

Story time for the kids I looked after today revolved around them wanting to know every single detail about every single myth and legend there ever is to know about Soulmates. And let’s just say– they went to bed a bit later than they normally would. Time really did get away from us.

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Did you say ice cream? Because I am always down for ice cream

Goodness, I am so glad that everything is back to normal! I’ve never been happier to gain so much weight in my life- and I hope I never will be again. I think it’s time for a celebration; cronuts and ice cream are on me!

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[Text] You're back to normal now too, right?

[text]: Yes, I am, thank god. I am totally wearing my favorite outfit in celebration.[text]: That whole thing was weird as hell, though. Right? Like, damn.[text]: As fun as it was for that short time, just never again.[text]: Please come hang out with me. I’ll bring coffee!

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Well, I think I am doing well. Though, I can safely say this body does not look bad in a dress. Even if it was a little tight in certain places. My pants however do not fit right and I had to resort to yoga pants and a sweatshirt. What about you?

I think we’d all like to know, honestly. How are you holding up? Any fun stories to share about all of this? 

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Oh it just regarded certain things that happen during a certain time. Y’know.

What kind of questions? I’m sure it may be a few of the same I had.

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That is a very amazing comparison and I approve on so many levels. Certain clothes don’t fit and I doubt whoever’s body this is would appreciate skirts and dresses anyway. I mean, today I could only wear yoga pants and a tank top. Though, at least I don’t have to wear a bra.

You’re not the only one with questions, doll. I think at this point, the barrier between comfortable and uncomfortable was pushed far off into the distance the moment we found ourselves invading each other’s bodies as if they were neighboring nations.

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Well, I got my answer from Izumi who is the one who has my body. But, like, I also want to know why this is happening. And how.

I can help, if you haven’t found help already. I know this whole thing is pretty uncomfortable, but you’re not alone.

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I have a penis now, it’s so weird.

I think we’d all like an explanation. This is all so weird.

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Well, I can say for certainty that you accomplished that. Ohh, I wanna see Captain American: Civil War. If it isn’t sold out! 

I like to think I’m pretty cool, thanks. Awesome. Is there anything you’re in the mood for?

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You’re amazing, absolutely amazing. I would love to hang out with you while you’re out and about.

You do this all the time, I can do it once. Money isn’t an issue for me, so I’ll just buy some while I’m out and hand the bottle over to you when this whole.. situation is over. I wouldn’t mind the company though, if you wanted to hang out while I’m already out.

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Yeah, you might be.

Yes, you should. Pads would probably be easiest. And midol is a lifesaver for the pain. And if you don’t want to buy a bottle because it’s only a week I do have some you can use.

Am I about to have a period?

I was feeling off, but I thought it was from not submitting. I should hit the store? Thank you for letting me know though.

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Thank god my body exists and looking as good as always. And this question is going to be really weird but it needs to be asked. It’s suppose to be, you know, that time for me. So I am kinda wondering what’s going on here.

I think I may have at least one explanation that you’re looking for. Well, not so much an explanation as a visual confirmation that your body still exists. I might also have some of those less comfortable explanations, if you’re still in need.

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[PM]: I’m sure, Kurt. I’m a big girl, I can handle it. Is this your way of saying you miss me and my loud mouth? Because you can say it you know. I miss you too. Whenever your free sounds good. However be prepared to help quiz me on stuff because I do have finals. That is, if we hang out before my last one.

[PM] On Sunday even though I usually spend it alone, I'm going to be spending the day with Blaine. I still just.. wanted to make sure you're going to be okay on that day too though?

[PM]: That’s okay, Kurt. You do you. I’ll figure something out. I might just get a bunch of coffee and snacks and binge watch something. Maybe The Hobbit since I can practically quote Lord of the Rings. Shh, don’t tell anyone.

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I need a book length explanation on what is going on with me, pronto. Though, I do have other questions, but probably not the most comfortable to ask in a public forum.

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Okay, if you’re sure. I wouldn’t mind getting your something. It’s really sucky to feel sick. You should try to take care of yourself more. I know it’s hard sometimes, though.

You’re very sweet, Miss. I’ve just been neglecting myself a little bit, nothing that a little rest and a trip to the pharmacy won’t fix. Thank you.

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[PM] On Sunday even though I usually spend it alone, I'm going to be spending the day with Blaine. I still just.. wanted to make sure you're going to be okay on that day too though?

[PM]: That’s okay, Kurt. You do you. I’ll figure something out. I might just get a bunch of coffee and snacks and binge watch something. Maybe The Hobbit since I can practically quote Lord of the Rings. Shh, don’t tell anyone.

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Were you a witness to someone having sex?

I’ve walked in on my college roommate a couple times, but I didn’t stick around to watch. It’s not really my business to watch, unless they ask me to.