kaizokuseb
kaizokuseb
and i’ll love you, always
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Ao3“God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason he made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine: because he wants humanity to share in the act of creation.” - Julian K Jarboe
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours ago
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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours ago
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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours ago
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at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours ago
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Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours ago
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"Tarboro has a colored woman who was raised as a boy; does not recollect when she began to wear male clothing; still dresses and acts like a man; does a man's work, and bears a man's name. She has an aversion to being with women or doing their kind of work, and says she would go to the penitentiary before she would wear a bonnet. She is a mother, but not at all motherly, and her child calls her papa."
Some TMOC history from the Digital Transgender Archive. Wish we had his name.
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours ago
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Funniest detail in the new Deltarune chapters is that if you try to play Megalovania on one of the pianos Toby Fox's sona runs you over with a Little Tikes car and when you wake up you can't play it anymore
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours ago
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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours ago
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours ago
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isn't he handsome?
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours ago
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google's useless. tumblr tell me something fun about cuttlefish idegafanymore
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kaizokuseb · 11 hours ago
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au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now
its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement. 
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kaizokuseb · 18 hours ago
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An alligator friend..
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kaizokuseb · 18 hours ago
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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
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kaizokuseb · 18 hours ago
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i just want to point out that that is still so much fucking electricity! it really didn't need to be exaggerated! just say that it uses more electricity than an entire country, because that's insane enough as it is
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kaizokuseb · 18 hours ago
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kaizokuseb · 19 hours ago
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Hahaha
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kaizokuseb · 19 hours ago
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Got to take my boys for a real swim today
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