Ao3“God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason he made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine: because he wants humanity to share in the act of creation.” - Julian K Jarboe
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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
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at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs
#it's amazing how well i can spot a homestuck reference while having no idea what it is#got to horticulture and went hm...
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Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old
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"Tarboro has a colored woman who was raised as a boy; does not recollect when she began to wear male clothing; still dresses and acts like a man; does a man's work, and bears a man's name. She has an aversion to being with women or doing their kind of work, and says she would go to the penitentiary before she would wear a bonnet. She is a mother, but not at all motherly, and her child calls her papa."
Some TMOC history from the Digital Transgender Archive. Wish we had his name.
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Funniest detail in the new Deltarune chapters is that if you try to play Megalovania on one of the pianos Toby Fox's sona runs you over with a Little Tikes car and when you wake up you can't play it anymore
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google's useless. tumblr tell me something fun about cuttlefish idegafanymore
#i love that last little guy walking on his tippy toes#my favorite animal is the octopus but these guys are close enough that i love them too
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au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now
its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement.
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An alligator friend..
#very interesting!#these animals scare me more than most#i have a real chance of stumbling onto one of them if i go out hiking anywhere wild#now in reality i’ve seen a lot of them and it was never an issue#you just don't get too close and don't get in the water and you'll be just fine#but there's always a risk with any wild animal#it could be sick or starving or it could be used to being fed by people#so i try not to stay in an area with gators for very long but they are cool to see too
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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
#idk where y'all were that smoking wasn't cool#i didn't start until i was 20 but i was around it as a teen and always thought it was cool#maybe because i watched a lot of older shows and movies?#were other teens not doing that?#i know they stopped showing people smoke as much in modern media#or like made it look bad/lame when it did happen#but i thought most of us were like 'yeah sure dad 🙄' when shows got preachy about cigarettes#i thought it looked hot#i still do actually but the smell and health problems aren't worth it obviously
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i just want to point out that that is still so much fucking electricity! it really didn't need to be exaggerated! just say that it uses more electricity than an entire country, because that's insane enough as it is

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