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sakura: i think you have ptsd

sasuke: yeah i have ptsd

sasuke: proficient talent for sucking dick

sakura: i think we also need to talk about your use of sarcasm as an escape mechanism

sasuke: i don't think you understand how genius what i just said was

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naruto: dont go into the living room

sakura: why

naruto: i saw a spider

sakura: well did you kill it

naruto: i have two arms and it has eight its not fair

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[team 7 gc]

sasuke: i got a pet snake what should i name him

sakura: you got a pet WHAT

naruto: william snakespeare

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sakura: i'll just log into sasuke's account and answer the security questions, how hard could this be?

naruto: yeah we're his teammates we know everything about him how hard could it be

sakura: oh my god

naruto: what

sakura: the first question is "what is God?"

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naruto, stoned: what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

sakura: don't say something like that

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kiba: fuck, marry, kill: ino, sasuke, or sai

sakura: fuck ino, marry ino, kill naruto

naruto: i wasn't even an option????????

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The most underrated joke in the anime

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due to personal reasons i’ll be

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naruto: its times like these i wish i listened to what kakashi told me

sakura: why? what did he say?

naruto: idk i wasn't listening

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naruto: welcome to McDonalds, can i get your McOrder

sakura: naruto you don't need to put Mc in front of every noun

naruto:

naruto: welcome to Donalds

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naruto: truth or dare

sakura: truth

naruto: whats your credit card number

sakura: dare

naruto: tell me your credit card number

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[office au]

sai: sometimes i send faxes to naruto signed by himself from the future

naruto, reading: "at 8 am today someone poisons the coffee. do not drink the coffee. instructions will follow. cordially, future naruto"

naruto: *slaps coffee from sakura's hands*

naruto: you'll thank me later

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sakura: can you turn the lights on?

ino: i don't have to. you're the only light i need in my life.

sakura: i-

naruto: WE CAN'T SEE

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Kiev // The Bandito Tour

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