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[slowly raises hand] yeah, so, does making out with the enemy count asΒ βfraternizingβ or
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βare you trying to goad me, brat? i'll fucking show you how to play minecraft. child's play.β
"you're only sayin' that because you don't know how to play. sore loser antics, if you ask me..."
#impishsensei#go get fuck by some puppys 4inch pencil then and come back and tell me how that shit feels#//im fucking crying
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of course a bunch of children would play minecraft
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βyou weren't complainin' about this βshit head older brotherβ stirring up your guts last night. the only gnome in this house is you. if i have to buy another 10 pack of boxers plain white tees from walmart, i'm dragging your ass with me.β his barely minimum wage paycheck from waffle house is barely covering rent here.
"because he's actually lovable unlike his shithead older brother! and that's not my fault! must've been the gnomes misplacing things," he lies, but he's completely serious about it too. he's a shameless bastard but not so shameless to own up to that.
#impishsensei#πππππ ππππ. πππ / modern au#listen is he supposed to get undressed in his room then go in his#booty butt nakkey???? hell no
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βyou're going to say this while having three of my shirts in your room? also why are you bringing up that brat?β a scoff, βyou're the disgusting one; i'm missing a few other clothes of mine too.β
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"i do no such thing! you're gross! disgusting suku-chan! this is why everyone prefers yuji!" blegh! he's sticking out his tongue and pulling down one of his eyes rather childishly.
#impishsensei#πππππ ππππ. πππ / modern au#stealing his band shirts too icb#what a homecoming indeed bc this dude has been asleep
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u smell
is that why you sniff my post workout shirts?
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yuji and sukuna not being in each others relative profiles on their respective wiki's is criminal.
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πππ. πππ / ooc#am i alive? kind of.
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sukugo doodles again π sukuna takes dti very seriously btw. treating it like an olympic sport
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"i won't rest until i get my answer, sukuna. are your two dicks are stacked on top of each other or side by side? are they hotdog style, hamburger style, or some evil third thing?"
βyour tenacity is nothing but maddening. why don't you come find out then?β
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Yo momma so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside and she grabbed a bowl
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:3c
Mf I thought I killed you
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ππ. πππ / crack#i audibly 'oh noed'
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honestly, sukuna needs to get his ass beat.
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"i am once again asking if your two dicks are stacked on top of each other or side by side."
βyou wouldn't be able to take 'em even if i told you.β
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ππ. πππ / crack#stacked on top is CRAZY
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βi could just eat you instead.β / @impishsensei
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Β« Thank you for teaching me that curses can't throw it back. One truly never stops learning. Β»
βnow who says i can't do that? you try bending a board and see how it shakes.β
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ππππ. πππ / ask#listen yuji has 0 junk in the truck#what is sukuna going to throw but their back out?
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