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What's this?

A new obsession to keep my mentaly ill brain busy from destroying myself bit by bit till I no longer have any meaning in life?

Perfect.

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Shorasheiji adopting Sing is something I need more of.

Can someone PLEASE write a fanfic about it. I beg you

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Ok, let me take a second of your scrolling time for:

Haikyuu UP au.

Oikawa as Carl Fredrickson

Iwaizumi as Ellie Fredrickson

And I know it should be reversed because of the personalitys and such, but here's why I wrote them like this:

Kageyama as Russel

With Oikawa and Kageyama's resentment to each other, I feel like putting them in these roles would put some good ol' ✨ Character Development✨

Also Makki as Kevin and Matsun as Dug. Theres no reason for this but it fits so...

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

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GUYS ITS THEM

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I don't like how much I act like the gayest tv show characters.

Like, I kin:

Oikawa (Haikyuu)

Ben (Jurassic world camp Cretaceous)

Armin (Attack on Titan)

Reki (Sk8 the infinity)

Also istg if I get attacked by people saying "They're straight" I SWEAR TO GOD-

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My kins as thing me/my friends have said:

Oikawa (haikyuu): I may be sad, but I have a bag of shredded cheese and 8 seasons of Brooklyn 99 so I'll be fine

Reki (Sk8 the infinity): THE STORE CLOSED WHILE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE MY MILK SHAKE SO NOW I HAVE UN SHAKED MILK

Armin (AOT): I swear to GOD if one more person calls me a nerd cause I like reading I'm going to CRY

Yurio (YOI): I will stab your eyes out with a fork STOP FLIRTING AND GO TO SLEEP

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Kuroo: Oh cool next week has Friday the 13th

Bokuto: Oh sweet! What day does it land on??

Kuroo: ....ITS CALLED FRIDAY THE 13TH ITS NOT GONNA LAND ON WEDNESDAY-

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Aww thank you @sertrxliine <3

Tagging @lazychickensoup @bananafishdepression and anyone who wants to join!!

I’m not sure if this one has been done before but I think I found a pretty inclusive and realistic picrew here. I just wanted to share it with everyone 👀

(they didn’t have red as a background so I saved it as transparent and used my own. yes I’m a bothered bitch)

Keep reading

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Ash: We are adopting a kid

Sing: o cool

Eiji: The kid is you.

Shorter: Sign these papers.

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Oof that sucks man

*plays Prayer X on Kazoo*

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Thank you for tagging me @sertrxliine !!!

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis

Tagging @lazychickensoup @haikyuu-incorrectquotes and anyone who sees this! :)

Tagged by @miseryblossom - thanks!

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or AND perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis

I’ll tag @johnsimms, @deadendtracks, @ladylowkeyed, @mareebird and whoever can be bothered, or can’t, it’s all fine.

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Should I make more of these? Who do you guys want to see next?

Click to see Miya Chinen version

Click to see Langa Version

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASH!

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you are Shorter!

you're the class clown of your group, and probably don't know how to do basic division. you're rather similar to Ash in your observation skills, but you're better at conversation and generally more approachable! people look to you for help and advice when they most need it, and you're usually eager to help out.

i made my first uquiz lmao

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So many hot people in the world…

AND I SIMP FOR AN ANIMATED SKATEBOARD

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WAIT! YOU CAN’T COMMIT SEWER SLIDE!

How are you gonna be a Milf/Dilf/Nilf?

Think about that.