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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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another big win for girls who are me
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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online
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“he’s a literal monster!”
npmd poster design for class!! i swear ive rewatched this show at least 7 times
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?
*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae
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can the corner of a maximum of three andrew haigh people on tumblr tell me where i can watch weekend (legally or illegally i don't care) if i'm not american
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