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ran takahashi showing 2001 supremacy to the entire world

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you know what’s a really underrated kanej scene? when they are on the roof of the ice court and inej cups his cheek. she just gave him back his gloves that she wore and she tells him she’s going to leave ketterdam when they get back and then she touches his cheek. like this is the first time they have skin to skin contact. and it says ‘she could see it took every last bit of his terrible will for him to remain still benath her touch. and yet, he did not pull away.’ like i scream every time. these two make me go feral

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you know what’s a really underrated kanej scene? when they are on the roof of the ice court and inej cups his cheek. she just gave him back his gloves that she wore and she tells him she’s going to leave ketterdam when they get back and then she touches his cheek. like this is the first time they have skin to skin contact. and it says ‘she could see it took every last bit of his terrible will for him to remain still benath her touch. and yet, he did not pull away.’ like i scream every time. these two make me go feral

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the six of crows as low quality possum memes pirated from instagram

kaz:

inej:

jesper:

wylan:

nina:

matthias:

+ milo the goat

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inej ghafa and kaz brekker would KILL it at the met gala no matter the theme you cannot change my mind 

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Kaz, under his breath: Future wife say what.

Inej: What?

Kaz: *Screaming internally*

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Kaz saying "We'll be kings and queens, Inej. Kings and queens." and then doing everything in his power and risking his life multiple times to make himself King of the Barrel and make Inej Queen of the Sea is something so personal to me

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In crooked kingdom when van eck has Inej hostage she worries about him finding kaz’s greatest weakness, his ability to touch people but she doesn’t realize van ecks already found kaz’s greatest weakness. It’s her.

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Why do I feel like Nina and Jesper would try to be representatives for Kanej? Like. Kaz and Inej have admitted to dating for exactly one week and out of nowhere Nina and Jesper just sit across from one another at a table like-

Nina: Hello, Mr. Fahey. I will handling Inej Ghafa’s affairs in this relationship.

Jesper: Understood. I will be handling Kaz Brekker’s.

Nina: Understood. Let’s begin. My client is clearly the one who has settled in this relationship. I think that entitles her to being on the receiving end of more effort.

Jesper: Hm. You see, I’m at a disadvantage here because I am actually a fan of your client.

Nina: Naturally.

Jesper: Of course. However, I must present the judge with the following case - when Inej Ghafa was kidnapped by Jan Van Eck, who was it that saved her? Uh-huh. Kaz Brekker. His effort levels clearly are satisfactory. Furthermore, he bought her a boat AND found her parents.

Nina: Objection. Conjecture.

Wylan: Sustained.

Jesper: Bullshit but okay. Next order of business. My client is - in layman’s terms - kind of a dick. I’m proposing an increased patience clause in this contract-

Nina: over my dead body-

Wylan: Order!

Kaz: …..all of you get out.

Wylan: Mr. Brekker, I don’t want to have to hold you for contempt of the court.

Kaz: Inej, give me my cane-

Inej: Hold on a second, Kaz. My lawyer is actually pretty good.

Jesper: No. The judge is simply biased because I forgot to kiss him goodbye this morning.

Kaz: The judge is a puppet. Ketterdam is a lawless land.

Nina: Your honor, do you see what my client is subjected to?

Jesper: Kaz, for the love of Ghezen, stop talking! You’re going to ruin this for us!

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Bardugo’s editor had originally tried getting her to cut out the scene where Kaz’s gouging a man’s eye out to which Bardugo’s response had been “you can’t cut it! It’s the hight of romance!”

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Remember when Kaz added “with her knives” to the ransom note for Van Eck to get Inej back. Literally so romantic of him to include that.

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jesper 🤝 kaz

the most beautiful, romantic inner monologues abt their love interests and yet they say the dumbest things out loud

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Wylan 100% teaches Inej dirty phrases in Kerch to throw at Kaz when he’s least expecting it. This is encouraged by Nina who is like “yeah, I did that shit to Matthias all the time and highly recommend it” and of course Jesper is there to say “If you make him blush I will buy you breakfast for a month”

But I also feel like Inej might end up getting some of it wrong so she’ll say some wild nonsense to Kaz like “you have a nose of kruge” and Kaz, who fully realizes what Inej is trying to do, is like “pls just take me now” in a flat, monotone voice.

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I just realized that when the scene in Six of Crows when Kaz is asking Inej if she would still be able to climb the incinerator shaft is filmed, we might not get Kaz's internal monologue.

The part when Inej says:

"You know I can do it, Kaz, and you know I'm not going to refuse. So why ask?"

And Kaz thinks:

Because I've been looking for an excuse to talk to you for two days.

And when Inej asks what Kaz wants and he thinks, you Inej, you.

And when he has this whole poetic thing in his head about that if-he-could-bottle-her-laughter-and-get- drunk-on-it-every-night-he-would.

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Wylan: Tomorrow is garbage day.

Mattias, at the same time as Kaz: I can’t believe they made a whole day dedicated to demjin.

Kaz, at the same time as Mattias: I can’t believe they made a whole day dedicated to me.

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Kaz: I hardly slept last night.

Nina: You know, they say if you can’t sleep it’s because someone else is thinking about you.

Kaz: Who the fuck would be thinking of me at 3am?

Inej: *Internally panicking*