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How could I not draw some fanart for this one? Go give Bare Knuckles & Butterflies a read by Calchexxis! You bet fights are going down, and that's not the only thing, too.

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I always struggled drawing hands before anyone told me what to do. So here is a HANDy dandy drawing reference to see the steps on an actual hand. There are three big muscles in the palm. The thumb lump is most important because without it you’ll never even get the shape right. Circle up the knuckles and draw bendy lines (red) to connect them. Make sure the fingers go from medium-tall-short-shortest just slightly (index=>pinky finger). Notice the big red squareish shape around the palm-that’s the first thing I do. Note: every infer has 2 knuckles don’t forget the thumb does too…just in a weird way.

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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

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I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.

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I was promised enemies to lesbians and all i got was cosmic grief

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HUNTR/X 💥

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Ianthe Tridentarius the First, Saint of Fucking Your Mom

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But an important question is….. are the Cinnamon toasts also lesbians filled to the eyeballs with catholic guilt and mommy/daddy issues?

alt-j / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / simone weil / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / frank bidart

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Harrowhark Nonagesimus

I crunched the hellllll out of the this cosplay last year (redid the chest bones twice) but it was worth it ❤️💀❤️

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I like to imagine that while Gideon has longer legs and wider step, Harrow is still walking faster than her. Have you ever seen movements of a big dog in comparison to these like chihuahua or terrier etc breeds? This is them. Like yes, Gideon is bigger and stronger but Harrow just moves her legs at like 100 kmph. Nothing can stop her. Except, maybe, dehydration.

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I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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Excuse me, I would like to read more about Harrow "accepts ritual drowning more readily than being hugged" Nonagesimus please.

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This is so fucking funny

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This is so fucking funny