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But an important question is….. are the Cinnamon toasts also lesbians filled to the eyeballs with catholic guilt and mommy/daddy issues?

alt-j / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / simone weil / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / frank bidart

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Harrowhark Nonagesimus

I crunched the hellllll out of the this cosplay last year (redid the chest bones twice) but it was worth it ❤️💀❤️

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I like to imagine that while Gideon has longer legs and wider step, Harrow is still walking faster than her. Have you ever seen movements of a big dog in comparison to these like chihuahua or terrier etc breeds? This is them. Like yes, Gideon is bigger and stronger but Harrow just moves her legs at like 100 kmph. Nothing can stop her. Except, maybe, dehydration.

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I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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Excuse me, I would like to read more about Harrow "accepts ritual drowning more readily than being hugged" Nonagesimus please.

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This is so fucking funny

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This is so fucking funny

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the severed floor, part 1

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There will always be someone to support you 

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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actually we don't talk enough about kiriona killing crux and how heartbreaking that scene it is. imagine growing up being beaten and kicked and kept prisoner and being locked away and told that you are nothing if not a big mistake. now imagine then finding out that it is just untrue. not because you have found your value as a person and bla bla bla but because it turns out that you're the child of like, the most important guy in the whole universe. you go back home and you finally, finally get to prove your abuser wrong! you did all of that to me and yet look! i'm actually so very important and i deserved to live amd you were wrong all along!

and yet that is not enough. you show to your abuser that they were wrong, like, you treated me like shit when i am a big deal, and they say, i don't care, that doesn't change anything. you are still something that deserved to get beaten and kicked and locked away. but, hey, since you're a big fucking deal, you get to kill this guy. you get to kill the man that has abused you all your life. you get to give the man that has been terrorizing you since childhood what he deserves. sweet revenge. it doesn't feel good. you are a big fucking deal and he is dead. you still were beaten and kicked and kept like prisoner. you still have been nothing if not a big mistake for much longer than you have been the child of the emperor.

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palamedes gideon duo the kids [me] miss u bad

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Harrowhark stuff I did a while back