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i get so freaked out by like. pictures of really big rope

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enjoying the freedom of nature's gifts

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just destroying Tighnari with puns once again 👌

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frylock and im on top

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I’m getting really tired of the wise serene pacifist trope in fiction. Every committed pacifist, prison abolitionist, antiwar activist, etc I’ve ever met in real life has been vibrating with compressed rage at all times. Do you know what it’s like to believe deeply in your heart that doing harm to others is wrong and the goal of society should be to alleviate suffering for all people and live in the United States of America? IT’S NOT FUN. Show Us The Pissed-Off Pacifists. 

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watching people insist that dick grayson would post thirst traps and tiktoks and overshare online and accidentally reveal his secret identity because he’s open and honest and would never lie as if he doesn’t hate talking about himself and hides from the people he loves and rarely directly says what he’s thinking

u fool!! u have been tricked by the facade!!! a graysons nature is to perform!!

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No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.

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Been hearing this is a problem again. Don't be a dick in bookmarks, folks. And yes while I made this image, I'm giving free reign. Take it. Spread it far and wide. Because I'm hearing that some readers don't know that their bookmarks are visible.

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Yu Yu Hakusho 幽☆遊☆白書 026 "Toguro Returns" 暗黒武術会への招待者

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Get up!

Pairing: Astarion/ g/n You

Tags: something fun and a bit fluffy

Length: 277 words

A/N: Based on this hilarious voice clip of Neil as Astarion

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Some mornings living with Astarion can be … challenging. 

Sure, there are tender mornings, when he will pull you close, cuddling up to you with his eyes still shut, small grunts of protest coming from his mouth until you stop moving and gladly stay where you are. Some mornings, you will wake up and find him looking at you with a tender look on his face. This used to unsettle you when you began your relationship - but now, when you think about him watching over you, you feel safe, cherished.

But then … there are other mornings. 

“Get up!” His voice is so close to your ear you almost jump. "I said get up," he repeats as you feel him shake your shoulder impatiently. Astarion’s probably been up for hours at this point - you smell the tea he has brought to your bedside. “My Gods, you’re so lazy, just like Gale,” he huffs. You roll your closed eyes and remind yourself he’s just bored when you feel a tuck on your blanket. Oh, absolutely not! You hold on to it for dear life. “Get out of bed and get up. It’s the morning!” He sighs in indignation, you hear him tapping his foot on the floor. “Listen, I might be a vampire who’s been away from the sun for 200 years … but even I don’t rest in!” which is absolutely not true, by the way. Your pillow is yanked out from under your head, and you let out a surprised yelp. “Get the fuck up.” he adds breathlessly as he smacks you with your own pillow. 

Yeah. Some mornings living with Astarion can be very challenging.  

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It’s cool. Take a shower. Open the windows to let in fresh air even if it’s cold out. Listen to the wind rustling the leaves & the people walking and chatting. Clean something random to see that you can make a difference through action. This too shall pass

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BG3 Artists, Please consider:

Halsin wearing a shirt that says “bear” and Astarion wearing a shirt that says “bear’s necessities”

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Hello, I made a mod as my contribution to the Make Raphael Romanceable event. I don't know what else to say because I don't use Tumblr unless a friend links me to specific things. Please enjoy, thank you. 💜

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“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

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frog chair

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Ko-fi sketch of the best druid for @blackrose2890