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kaleisavegetable · 2 months ago
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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kaleisavegetable · 7 months ago
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kaleisavegetable · 7 months ago
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No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized
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kaleisavegetable · 7 months ago
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ŌKAMI (2006) dev. Clover Studio
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kaleisavegetable · 11 months ago
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Artober day 6 - wolf
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kaleisavegetable · 1 year ago
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by julesdenby
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kaleisavegetable · 1 year ago
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【 Okami Fanart / a little happiness 】
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kaleisavegetable · 1 year ago
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do i gotta kill 1000 evil men for mcr5 like wtf
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kaleisavegetable · 1 year ago
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i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too
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kaleisavegetable · 1 year ago
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Andrea Gibson, Lord of the Butterflies
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kaleisavegetable · 1 year ago
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kaleisavegetable · 1 year ago
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It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
Healing potions ✨
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kaleisavegetable · 1 year ago
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IT'S JUST STANDING THERE!
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MENACINGLY!
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kaleisavegetable · 3 years ago
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kaleisavegetable · 3 years ago
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kaleisavegetable · 3 years ago
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thank GOD the  new song is good btw my entire body was clenched in terror bc if it had been bad i wouldve killedmyself
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kaleisavegetable · 3 years ago
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