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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized

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ŌKAMI (2006) dev. Clover Studio

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Artober day 6 - wolf

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by julesdenby

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【 Okami Fanart / a little happiness 】

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do i gotta kill 1000 evil men for mcr5 like wtf

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i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too

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Andrea Gibson, Lord of the Butterflies

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It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

Healing potions ✨

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IT'S JUST STANDING THERE!

MENACINGLY!

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thank GOD the  new song is good btw my entire body was clenched in terror bc if it had been bad i wouldve killedmyself

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