kali-ai

[kali-ai]

Ok. I will bite.

What is your goofy name? The most cringe one, which your friends used to tease you with?

"what's your good name-" no.

why is it always about my good name? What about my evil name? Ask me about my evil name.

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Improv on an line a teacher/invigilator shouted on exam,"Agar tere baap ne lungi me tujhe pochh diya hota to aaj ye beijjati unhe nahi dekhni padti."

Since I'm such a good natured boy and a feminist, I will no longer give female family members ki galiyan , here is the new list I shall follow:

Papa ki chu*

Bhai ke laude

Fufa ka bhosda(personal fav)

Mausa ki gaand (second best)

Chacha ki chuche

Bhaichod

Fatherchod

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Just big brown beautiful eyes. That's it

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Make a lot of mistakes. So many that you end up with "nah it's not gonna be worse than that time when I.... "

how to stop endlessly analysing your own behaviour as if you were a scientific experiment

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Kids forget the basic idea of internet. It's anonymity. It's brings out the worst in some people.

something I wanna say.

I think this is obvious but there is no such thing as a "safe adult" not on the internet.

If some one says "My dms are open if you wanna talk" or "safe place for kids" and they're an adult it's usally a VERY bad sign.

They lead kids into a false sense of security. These people are sick and disgusting. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS.

this is the internet there is no space for anyone if you're an adult or a kid. Pay attention to who you're speaking to.

This goes to both antis and proshippers btw. Not everyone is who they seem to be, No matter what their stance on fiction is.

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No hunger games or twilight?

If I had a nickel for every time I bought a book series at a REALLY good deal I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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In India, it's from parents beatings.

"what's the worse can happen, Ek baar aur pit lenge"

Where do men get the audacity? Like please, i want to know, maybe if I go there I'll find my lost study motivation-

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My wife always blames me for it.

What would you do if your mehendi didn't turn out well?

I'll be a mature adult and cry about it.

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F you. I got Bi. I am gonna tell on you.

To my wife.

Okay so I took this quiz that guesses your sexuality but asks nothing that could even provide a hint to what it is?? And it was right??😭

I'm gonna tag all my moots and if you think you know your sexuality. No you don't. This quiz knows your sexuality because HOW THE ACTUAL FU-

Anyway here's the link

@akira-priye @blacksheepoftheclass @mona-prithey @raindropsofloev @abyssmita @introvertirl07 @cafffeineconnoisseur @dukhiamrood @talesinmyhead040122 @im-on-crack-send-help @piyatosenainanalaagere @kanha-ki-fangirl @pyaari-naari @hauxicrook @backtodecember-taylorsversion @ch3rrybite @whythiskolaveridiii @ofmyneck @bluephoenixrising11 @premikaaa @depressed-bi-twerking @stfulara @sumiyxx @priimadonnna @maintohthakgayibhaishaab @tothemoonandbacklove @zeherili-ankhein @oosajnire @tu-ja-re @tired-yashublr @yeh-mera-deewanapan-hai @celesteablack @starshinesthings @ennaerose @miserable-individual @foursgurlx @ameagrice @wulfricnavy @jeahreading @your-first-priority @zoobie-doobie @paapi @geekytango @chaliyaaa @kabhi--kabhi-aditi @seedhe-pahad-se @livelaughlovechai @eepyanj @tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora @aap-kaisi-ladhki-hain-kammo-ji

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Humans are great at imagining stuff. That’s why their media is so good.

Murderbot 1.0

Martha Wells - System collapse ( 2023 )

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If you are on internet, you are tharki.

Irrespective of gender.

waise ngl but tum log thode tharki to ho

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Only two occasions will necessitate this reaction.

One when I am trying to get into my wife's pants.

Two, when I know it has been a bad day for you.

I know it's a boring, mundane thing for you ( my wife ) to make food for me but it's a token of love for me.

If I started doing the kissing and dancing everyday, you will kill me by the third+ day, thinking I am cheating.

When I make him food and instead of dropping to his knees and kissing my hands, he just says 'it's good' so I smash his head in the wall<3

[kali-ai]

Phuchka 20 ka aur 5 ka hajmola

pachas( 50) mai esa kya jode ke pacchees (25 ) hojaye

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This is the thing my wife asks me.

The other version is "Ham hi mile hain tang karne ke liye."

My answer for both - " Saat janmo ki lottery lagi hai meri. Tum nikli to hum bhi aa jayenge pichhe pichhe".

mere baad kisko sataoge?

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This is a trap remix. Not the original "trap" per se but a literal trap.

To be a trap, you must know the original. This one will tease you but won't satisfy you like the original.

In my head cannon, there are 4 versions of "tere bina". This is my list of them according to superiority.

4. From the movie "Kacche dhaage". It has different lyrics and sukhwinder singh is singing. NFAK saheb is the music director. Most diluted one.

3. This one, the song which made me write this.

2. The original recording of NFAK saheb "tere bin", during it's live session. A must listen, but not the strongest one. A 7+ minute feast of prowess of NFAK saheb and his qawwali party. Come back to bask in this one's glory if you have heard the first one in this list

1. The original meanders a lot of places. But this one doesn't.

Partners in Rhyme's Remix of "Tere bina" is the definitive one. "Tere bina" is about someone who lost his/her love and can't move on. They keep their love alive by revisiting the memory of their time together. "Kachhe dhaage" shows a short glimpse of the story, partition, but doesn't convey it's gonna be permanent. "Longing" doesn't convey anything, but it has NFAK saheb's voice.

Watch the music video. I can totally imagine NFAK saheb influencing the creative process.

The lover is dead, but as the song plays, you can be with him/her again.

"Meri sanson se bahal na jana.

Meri zindagi mujhe kab ka chhod gayi."

this is what my heart feels like

[kali-ai]

Hello. Old to Tumblr, but haven't used it much, so inexperienced. Don't know how to access your inbox.

But your idea is intriguing. Here's my quote.

"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

Book and movie screenplay by William Goldman. Movie : Princes Bride.

Forget ask games, drop your favourite book or movie quote in my inbox and i give you song rec(s) based on it!

[kali-ai]

Kinda old but "mana ki hum yaar nahin" by pariniti chopda from " meri pyaari Bindu".

Sit back, relax, grab a coffee,plug in your headphone in evening and enjoy.

music suggestion please

( ask mai ya comments kahi bhi bata do)