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Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler selling Pride merch

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So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

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Narrator: This was, in fact, a lie.

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🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

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Other fantasy fans: I’d like to read this series you keep mentioning but I’m a bit worried about gatekeeping.

Discworld fans, slamming 41 books onto the table: Now, these books can be read in almost any order, but you are under no obligation to read all of them if you don’t want to. Would you like a list of recommendations? I have some reading charts if you want a visual guide. Here’s a hard-drive with all of the audio books on file. Or I can read you a section of a book each night over video-call? What’s the best way to help you enjoy this series?-

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the old guard + bde, part iii

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My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house

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That'll teach you to try to teach me how to be a better person. via

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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

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If Deadpool was there during the big Avengers moments

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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#in light of some disgusting news

Dogma (1999) dir. Kevin Smith

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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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Jax Teller ☠ Sons of Anarchy ☠

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dropped my rabbit and their head broke off :(

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ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

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