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I will NEVER get over this arrow placement 🥹

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what i need ppl who havent played ace attorney to understand is that it's not just that they made edgeworth openly not attracted to women. it's that they wrote and framed the entire first game with the intent of making you, the player, understand from phoenix's perspective, that miles edgeworth is someone who is worth chasing to the ends of the earth. and then they also surrounded him with a harem of buff men who are also fucking obsessed with him and didn't give him even a semblance of a female love interest. yes he really is that fucking gay

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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

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THATS MY FUCKING PRESIDENT

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Complete List of Things Vic Michaelis Has Usurped From Sam Reich;

1. His home security system

2. His house

3. His literal wife

4. The Entire Company of Dropout.

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always remember to hold ur theythem close and cherish them forever and ever

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what an episode

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president Vic Michaelis I'm deeply in love with you

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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

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You could say the floresan is a bit tied up right now 🪢

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business