kalkydra

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i think reylo blighted society

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we need to legalise learning for adults

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Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

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will never* forget the time i was at an event during the summer and i was barefoot outside and one of the people there like saw my feet and was like "do you have bad circulation" and i looked down and my feet were purple 😭

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(trying to feel better about being in a bad mood for no reason) well, better to be pissed off than pissed on, amirite?

friend who's into watersports:

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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Happy birthday to Zura! 🎂 🥳🥳

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in my restless dreams i see that shit

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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while i do think you should, like, learn about the politics of the world outside of the US and maybe western Europe and the rest of the anglosphere, I also think that its a very easy rule of thumb that, whatever you've heard about some regime in SWANA or elsewhere in the global south, US military intervention will not improve things for the people living there

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[Id. Digital drawing. Joui4 group pic. Gintoki,Zura, Takasugi and Sakamoto standing close to each other; the last three are making peace symbols with their hands. end id]

Happy birthday, Zura!

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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how're you gonna nostalgiapost using sinners gifs...............

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being disabled will really have you thinking/saying things like “yeah i’m not really THAT disabled. as long as i take my meds twice a day (and as needed), eat and drink exactly the right things, keep the perfect balance of being active and resting, the weather is stable, and nothing unexpected happens AT ALL… i’m totally FINE! i probably should not even call myself disabled at this point because i’m doing so well!”

if you don’t want to call yourself disabled, that’s fine and it is your choice! but if you’re only “fine” or “doing really well” when a bunch of different variables are all lined up perfectly, then maybe you are not fine actually. just a thought!