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kallikal · 4 years
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Giveaway!
To celebrate 100 followers, I’d like thank you guys by giving away some of my favorite items in New Horizons to one of you!
🤎 Must be following
🤎 Like and reblog for 1 entry each
🤎 Be able to use a dodo code to receive items
That’s it! I’ll pick a winner next week on Thursday May 21st evening central time.
Thank youuu 😘
Diy recipes:
• floral swag
• tiny library
• mum cushion
• tree branch wreath
Items:
• knapsack
• apron
• candles
• cushion
• plushie
• embroidery
• pen stand
• art
• mushroom wreath
• sunflower crown
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kallikal · 4 years
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hey duck
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kallikal · 4 years
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Secret Recipes To Try At Home
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kallikal · 5 years
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Idea from @doc-mcleeches, inspired by this tweet:
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kallikal · 5 years
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Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.
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kallikal · 5 years
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AS PER RUSSO’S DECREE, MY SPOILER BAN WILL LIFT ON MONDAY. I WILL NOT BE TAGGING MY ENDGAME SPOILERS AFTER MONDAY. THOSE WHO COMETH, BEWARE THE MONDAY.
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kallikal · 5 years
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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
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kallikal · 5 years
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The fact that the Midwest just got cold enough to kill you in minutes of being outside because of an unprecedented polar vortex means that our planet is now starting to become uninhabitable due to climate change. We’re going to look back on this moment for a long time to come.
EDIT: Ya’ll saying “it’s not really that cold where I am so it can’t be that serious” please remind yourselves that this cold snap has already killed at least a dozen people, including a 69-year-old man who should never have been expected to work in these temperatures in the first place. While he froze to death last night, the town reached its lowest temperature ever recorded: -33 degrees Fahrenheit, almost 50 degrees lower than tonight’s (February 1) low of 15 at McMurdo Station in Antarctica.
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kallikal · 5 years
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god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight
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kallikal · 5 years
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If you think your art blog is going to be deleted:
You can save all your posts with these instructions I’ll do it too just to be safe, I honestly don’t remember what I’ve posted here over the years.
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kallikal · 5 years
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Whoop there it is
Hey guys! I am the back! I reignited my art tumblr, theartofthebroccoli and have been posting on Instagram so come find my stupid ass posting all of her feelings in art.
https://www.instagram.com/thealbinobroccoli/?hl=en
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kallikal · 6 years
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in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him
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and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming
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kallikal · 6 years
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When the whole party is down but your bard is up
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kallikal · 6 years
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Redbubble
Hey guys! I’ve been designing a lot of stickers that don’t really display well on tumblr and a bunch of new art! Please check out my shop and support it!
https://www.redbubble.com/people/kallikal?ref=side-nav-account&asc=u
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kallikal · 6 years
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i wanted to draw a bongo goat
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first run through. not cute enough
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oh there we go
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yeaahh babey
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slappin
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kallikal · 6 years
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Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*
Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*
Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 
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