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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

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gamers who spam through tutorial instructions or skip cutscenes and then complain that the gameplay is frustratingly unintuitive or that the story sucks are equivalent to those online cooking weirdos where they substitute carrots for chocolate and then complain to the author of the article that the recipe is a failure. bestie perhaps look inwards

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One of my favorite cross-cultural practices, women with facial tattooing/markings

Featured cultures from left to right: Saudi Arabia (Bedouin), Palestinian, Fulani (Wodaabe), Egypt (Sinai Bedouin), Imazighen (Kel Tamasheq), Kalash, Myanmar (Chin state tribes), Alaska (Iñupiat)

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pure love

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If ANY of yall EVER do this shit to me, im deleting every single fic out of spite.

If I ever catch one of yall doing this to another author and I know youre a follower of my work I will block you personally on every platform

None of yall are the fic police. I DESPISE genai. I think its an insult to art, humanity, and the planet itself. But aint not a single fucking person here qualified to pick apart a strangers fic looking for a gotcha moment to make yourselves feel superior. If you think something is ai you can ask the author (most are proud of the ai use and will just tell you straight up) if they say yes you have your answer and can warn people. If they say no and you dont believe them you block and quietly keep it between you and maybe a close group of friends. Spreading misinformation is DANGEROUS. And NONE of you doing this shit are anywhere near qualified to do it.

THIS GOES DOUBLY FOR ARTISTS.

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social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art

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"having a post get popular is a bad thing on tumblr" counterpoint: i can edit my 72k note post to anything i want

72k note singular grape png

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ok but what if we normalize having a party where you dress up & are the center of attention & all your friends congratulate you on your divorce. more unhappy couples would hurry up and pull the plug, i will bet you

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my victor x chemist drawings bc I LOOOOVEE THEMMMM RAAEGEGHHH....... victor my beloved🥀

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the dubious philosophy of salmon

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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please god above can someone explain to me why we're still working on self driving cars when trains exist

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"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

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i’m screaming

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