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tumblr shit itself and perfectly replicated the inside of Harry’s brain in the process

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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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“Chilchuck is 29”

“Ok even if half-foots have shorter lifespans, he’s still too young to be middle aged”

the canon material:

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No one told me about this and I'm highly disappointed in the lack of straight bearded Senshi around here, I lost my entire mind over this page lmao

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when forcemasc bloggers said ‘creation is mutilation to the unenlightened’ i think something moved in me

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T dick growth timelines

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*me, literally sick with want* whatever

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We can't ALL be subby faggots, someone's gotta fuck us.

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oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

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The puppy urge to be Euthanized :3

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Ich auch, Bruder. Ich auch.

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All you do is whine

untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage

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i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

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I don't WANT my laptop to be the Thinnest Model Yet

I want a battery that will outlast the sun, a screen big enough to blind the person behind me, more USB slots than there are apple fanboys in the bay area, a fucking disc reader/writer