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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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If you see him

It's already too late

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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kiss my homies gn

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fantasising about getting him pregnant so that i can make him a single a mother

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adding salted butter and minced garlic to the wound and stir frying on medium heat

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

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Hit [A] repeadedly to torture an innocent soul!

Hit [B] to feminize him!

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FUCKIN LITERALLY 🛐🛐🛐🛐🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🛐♥️🩷♥️♥️🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

MILSIRIL !!!!!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥴🥰🥴🥰🥴💖💗🥴💗🥴😳😳😳😳💖💖💗🥰💗😭😭😭

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fucking creep. (flirting)

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mithrun…. 😭😭

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🥰 being not long distance with my girlfriend. California dreaming and all that. Choosing to NOT look at American prices.

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I recently rediscovered this image and I wanted to share it with everyone because I find it very powerful

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i hope you write (i hope we both write)