Mysterious: your roommate says "im gonna take a shower" and they enter the bathroom. The sound of running water is heard for the next hour. Then they exit the bathroom totally soaking wet.
i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck
once I was at the only gay bar in town and one of my students caught me there and they were like "so this is what you're doing instead of grading our papers" and man what do I even say to that