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tada!

yes my hair is indeed the bi pride flag

Piccrews are thereputic. Feel free to reblog this with yours!

https://picrew.me/image_maker/100365

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>:3

Reblog with your celebrity look alike mine is this guy

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tada!

Why are these Picrew so cute?

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Onision: says the n word

Me:

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woops wrong blog lmao

THIS IS A PSA TO ALL ANTI-O’S

THIS IS MY PITTIE, BRANDIE! SHES A SNUGGLER AND VERY PROTECTIVE OF PEOPLE SHE LOVES.

AND GUESS WHAT?! SHE LOVES EVERY SINGLE ANTI-O!!!

NOW HERES A MESSAGE FOR MY FELLOW ANTI-O’S

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD OVER SOMETHING GREG HAS SAID TO YOU, OR JUST FEELIJG DOWN IN GENERAL

KNOW THAY BRANDIE IS GIVING YOU THE BIGGEST SNUGGLES AND KISSES THROUGH THE COMPUTER!! IF YOU FOCUS HARD ENOUGH, YOU MIGHT FEEL HER KISSES!

IF YOU EVER FEEL IN DANGER OR THREATENED, WHETHER IT BE BY ONISION OR SOMEONE ELSE

BRANDIE WILL COME BARK UNCONTROLLABLY AND BITE THE ARM OF WHOMEVER IS CAUSING YOU HARM AND UNCOMFORT SO THEY WILL GET AWAY FROM YOUR

OR SHE’LL SOFTLY GRAB YOUR HAND WITH HER LITTLE TOOTHS AND FLY YOU AWAY FROM THAT SITUATION

THEN SHE WILL GIVE YOU A KISS AND A SNUGGLE

PSA ENDED. BRANDIE LOVES YOU ALL.

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yay you can see mine now!!

gurg: all my haters just want to fuck me because they’re ugly and constantly have wet dreams about me!!!!!! hahaha I’m so funny, they’re all old fat people!!!!! #wow #wtf #gay

hmm... i dunno... who’s prettier guys? post your own pictures comparing your beautiful selves to... whatever in the living hell this is ⬇️

(( I hope this doesn’t sound uptight or narcissistic I just like that picture of me and greg is... greg...)))

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he’s it’s pitties-against-onision! I just wanted to let you know how beautiful your picture was in the thread where we all compare our lovely selves to greg because for some reason tumblr blocked it as adult content from me??? your hair colors is cool and you’re beautiful!

aw thank you so much!!! you’re too kind 💖💖💖

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i just want to show everyone what the fuck greg is going on about on his twitter. it’s absolutely disgusting and he’s trying to act all fucking “woke”

what the fuck is wrong with him? he’s having a fucking tantrum, a mental break down. the fuck. these are disgusting.

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can i bring seika? she’s a fur monster but she is very good and loves everyone she meets.

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This picrew’s really cute! Make yourself!

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cotton candy haired trans guy ftw >:3

gurg: all my haters just want to fuck me because they’re ugly and constantly have wet dreams about me!!!!!! hahaha I’m so funny, they’re all old fat people!!!!! #wow #wtf #gay

hmm... i dunno... who’s prettier guys? post your own pictures comparing your beautiful selves to... whatever in the living hell this is ⬇️

(( I hope this doesn’t sound uptight or narcissistic I just like that picture of me and greg is... greg...)))

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I WATCHED “I’m Kinda Gay…” SO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO 

TW: dysphoria, sexual content, and abuse

I watched the first seconds of this damn video and I knew I had to fucking cover it, so here we go. Long post ahead under the cut.

Keep reading

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bingo x3!

Because I wanna jump on the bandwagon lmao

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what the fuck greg

how can he be so shitty to kai and then make kai put that on his channel? i literally dont get it at all

Transcript: 10 Things I Hate About You

I suffered so my fellow Anti's could cringe collectively at what I personally believe to be a Public Humiliation punishment.

Transcript:

"10. Things We Hate About Each Other"

*kai explains he's finally doing a vlog, and it's a date Vlog, which they haven't done in a while because they haven't been on a date in 6 months*

Kai: So I don't know what the plan is, I'm currently waiting for him to come out of the house which, Story of my life, right guys?

*goes on about sponsorship*

Jimmy: *comes out of the house for a second then goes back in, finally gets in the car*

Jimmy: So Anyway, Where to?

Kai: I'm kinda hungry...

Jimmy: I'm not hungry. Let's go to to the Goodwill store. Where's a good one.

(Wow way to be compassionate JimmyJams)

Kai: *confused* Why would I know that?

......

Jimmy: *annoying TMZ interviewer impression* Here's Kai, approaching the Goodwill..What do you gotta say, Kai?

Kai: *gives a 'omg you're annoying' face* Nothing, Actually.

Jimmy: *still using annoying voice* There's a dude, Walking away.

.......

Jimmy: *holds up dress* Oh my god, this would look so cute...on me!

Kai: Thank you, I'm gonna throw up.

Kai: *looking at kids shoes*

Jimmy: Kai, Those are for kids...

Kai: *annoyed/exasperated whisper* We have kids.

Kai: *Trying on pants*

Jimmy: I don't think those will fit you.

Kai: *looks up, frowning*

Jimmy: because you're a snowflake.

Kai: That doesn't make sense...

Jimmy: Yeah it does.

*brief montage of trying various clothes, highlights include Jimmy holding up a very feminine pink pair of pants*

.....

*finally at restaurant because apparently kai only eats when Jimmy wants to*

Jimmy: *obnoxious* you should get fish and chips because you have an Iron Deficiency, because you're a defective human.

Kai: *frowns, looks down*

Jimmy: And you weren't raised a vegetarian like me.

Kai: *unintelligible, something about doctors*

(Sorry guys there's a ton of background noise.)

Jimmy: if you guys didn't know, Kai's a smartass.

*kai stealing Jimmy's fries*

Jimmy: *zooms in on Kai's egg sandwich* Got a little Cholesterol with a side of cholesterol? Wait where's the fish? I thought you were getting fish?

Kai: I told you I wasn't cause I hate how they make it.

(Or because you guilt tripped him, dickwad)

*jimmy goes on a tangent back in the car about how vegetarian food is superior blah blah blah I'm not his advertising system.*

Jimmy: we are now at riteaid getting plan B.

*proceeds to drag kai through the store in a headlock.*

Kai: *repeatedly says Stop, I don't like this, I'm cramped*

Jimmy: *holds up a super feminine shirt, said in a teasing tone that obviously means he's talking about Kai* Hey Kaiii...this would look great on me!

Kai: *flicks him off. *

Jimmy: Now we're gonna demonstrate how great kai is at catching things. *throws package of Menstrual products*

(Wow way to be respectful of his dysphoria shithead)

..........

Jimmy: Listen I think it's time we have a heart-to heart.

Kai: ok.

Jimmy: you need to leave onision, he's abusive.

Jimmy: Ten things we hate about each other..

Kai: we're gonna talk about why we hate each other....

Jimmy: first thing I hate about you, I hate how you constantly leave stuff out so bugs feast on them.

(Back to calling kai dirty, gotcha)

Kai: I don't have a response, sorry.

Jimmy: *continues to berate him passive agressively* you're sorry about that?

Kai: yep. I hate how you never dry off after you get out of the shower so the floor is slippery. Fair point?

Jimmy: Sorry.

Kai: Yeah you're sorry that one day I'm gonna break my skull open because you don't know how to use a towel?

Jimmy: Yeah, My bad. I hate that you let things get so messy and then I walk up the stair and you're sitting on your phone.

(Again calling Kai dirty...hmm where have we seen this before? 😑)

Kai: That literally doesn't happen. If I'm on my phone and there's stuff to do, then I'm either dying or doing work on my phone.

Jimmy: Well you're probably doing work on your phone, but it's not really work that HAS to be done.

Kai: ok mister, 'please clean up the front room for me while I respond to a patron Email instead.

Jimmy: That's important. Were you responding to an email?

Kai: *visibly becoming agitated* YES. That's literally what I'm doing, responding to emails or patrons! I, I,...

Jimmy: *tries to interrupt*

Kai: I'm not like you where the whole world ceases to exist when I'm looking at a piece of technology.

Jimmy: I get that from my mom.

Kai: excuses.

Jimmy: no, genetics. I hate that, you're jealous.

Kai: ok.

Jimmy: I hate your jealousy.

Kai: ok...sure. Like what am I supposed to say to that? That's not something you can help..people can have boundaries.

Jimmy: *tries to interrupt*

Kai: *hushes him* this is gonna turn into a fight...

Jimmy: what do you hate about me?

Kai: that you're mean.

Jimmy: That's Fair.

Kai: You call me names.

Jimmy: that's me. Very mean and I call him names. At least I'm not one of those people who say "I was joking" when confronted about something they've done. It's such a Cop-out.

(*FLIPS TABLE.* YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU DO EXACTLY THAT.)

Kai: That's you.

Jimmy: No it's not...

Kai: *irritated* Watch your channel, dude.

Jimmy: I...hate...how...frustrating it is to argue with you, and how you escalate things. Cause like it starts out as a joke conversation, and then like, when I say stop talking, you won't stop.  You just keep going, and going, and going....until you drive me crazy.

(HOLY GASLIGHTING, BATMAN.)

Kai: ok, same thing.

Jimmy: *already trying to shut him up.*

Kai: you literally do? You leave for 5 seconds and then-

Jimmy: *silences him*

.....

Jimmy: Heyyyyyy we're gonna finish the video now. Number 4- nothing's happened between now and then...nothing at all...The fourth thing I hate about you...sometimes, your breath stinks in the morning.

Kai: yep

*more unimportant dislikes, as Jimmy continues to manhandle and put Kai almost in another headlock.*

Jimmy: we ALWAYS get along...and never EVER do I say anything hurtful.

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how did i get missed? ;m;

Anti O Blog list

Instead of trying to fix, uh… the mess that is the list on my blog, I’ll just make this post so it’s easily editable! I know that I won’t be able to get them all, or even a portion of them in my first go, so spead this around and I’ll add in new ones every few days! I’m also sorry if there are any duplicates at all in the first few interations of this post. Note that these also include anti Taylor/Lainey/Kai blogs as well and that not all of these blogs are super active or active at all. This is just me trying to make a comprehensive list currently. This is in no particular order: chaseagainstonision stonestoabbifail onisionhurtspeople gayfaggot-against-onision loki-against-onision chara-dreemurr-against-onision bucky-against-onision anti-bot onisiondrama onisionofficial onisionhurtspeople onision-personal onision-against-onision onision-is-bad onision-is-a-greasy-rat blobfish-against-onision complaineylainey endermen-against-onision enbys-against-onision jesusagainstonision k-2sonision kidcore-against-onision polygamists-against-onision ratatosk-against-onision sims-against-onision silent-queen-against-onision veronica-against-onision demons-against-onision wetlands-against-onision xenoxpreds-against-onionboy yourfavehatesonision zacksantionisionfamily fuckonisionlmao john-mulaney-against-onision cats-against-onision alex-against-onions banner-against-onision jupiter-against-onision shanesexual-boi adam-against-onision reddit-against-onision hollidayisantionision punks-against-onision microwaves-against-onision cameron-against-onision edwardhydeisantio onion-boy-receipts wlw-against-onision ohnosion lesbians-against-onision shinsou-against-onision transmeds-against-onision bisexuals-against-onision lady-sif-against-onision carmensandiego-againstonision mars-argo-against-onision keats-against-onision ochaco-against-onision hufflepuffs-against-onision peki-ducks-against-onision onision-hates-the-mentally-ill justice-against-onision bandit-against-onision theonisionarchive germany-against-onision salfisher-against-onision uwunision kpoppies-against-onision who-absolutely-despises-onision laineybotkinn-kin sayori-against-onision insomniacdad superboy-against-onision ninjago-against-onision doomguyagainstonision pastelantio herobrine-against-onision youngjaeagainstonision sebastian-against-onision oceans-against-onions gay-cowboys-against-onision rei-against-onision onisionkinn heather-mcnamara-hatesonision joonie-against-onision dads-against-onision fuvkonion bichlasagna-against-onision guy-montag-hates-onision arthur-morgan-against-onision audreyhepburn-against-onision brunette-against-onision asmodeus-against-onision earthmates-against-onision greg-has-ruined-onions connor-against-onision greasybot females-against-onision fax-against-onision craigtuckeragainstonision veronica-against-onision scarlet-witch-against-onision tranniesagainstonision grandmas-against-onions onionshavelotsoflayers scottlang-against-onision is-onision-in-jail-yet manicpixiesagainstonision onionreceipts usagi-against-onision painters-against-onision sharks-against-onision yourfaveispro-o idontlikeonision greg-avaroe-sucks yourfaveisantionision kokichi-against-onision momo-against-onision germanyagainstonision max-against-onision heathermcnamaraagainstonision matsuda-against-onision onions-sex-dungeon yourfaveisanantio nsp-against-onision a-bat-against-onision magicalgirls-against-onision dixs-against-onision onionn-dipp aunt-may-against-onision alex-against-onions bluehair-against-onision kaiavaroe yagami-against-onision onision-is-bad madotsuki-against-onision theonionhole chris-hansen-against-onision the-edgy4lyfe-fuckboii backup-against-onision ghouls-against-onision onisions-rosacea the-first-doctor-against-onision sims-against-onision junpeiagainstonision urie-against-onision panicatthedicksuck thewasp-againstonision kacchan-against-onision drphil-against-onision purple-against-onision fuckonisionlmao gayartistagainsto onionbot-screenshot baldeybot obi-wan-kenobi-against-onision lainey-snot onionscum most-honest-trashbin onionandlamey yang-hates-onision fry-against-onision thehonestbanana peachesagainstonision thespians-against-onision lets-chop-the-onion finnick-against-onision transanti-o spideypool-against-onision hela-against-onision nebulagainstonision gamora-against-onision steverogers-against-onision pandatentacion onion-tales black-onions anti-onion-boy fuckonisionpoohead schizophrenic-against-onision weed-meat-and-women-past-puberty ilovegregie redfaceddisgrace cuckboi5000 onionfarmer mrslovett-against-onision heather-chandler-against-onision lamey-bot britain-against-onision anti-smegma onisionleaks suki-against-onision

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i love you guys

thank you for being here and supporting me for all these years

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My name is Gregory Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way