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You know sometimes murders are justified

Four of my coworkers said capybaras are ugly.

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Im putting together a team

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Grabs the ranch for my salad and it makes the sound of 2 objects clipping together in source

Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.

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He is such a corgi

I fucking love corgis dude they're so shaped

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I fucking love corgis dude they're so shaped

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We found him, larry britain

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Merry 9/11 to all those who observe

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Same fucking guy

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Nah nah you see,you quickly tap it and measure the pain

my problem-solving skills leave a lot to be desired

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I have nothing funny to say

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Me to literally any YouTuber

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I’m the one who visits every night and pisses gallons into every pool

What do you think about water parks?

I love the idea of a park specifically made to swim & splash around in. I love the wave machine, the whirlpool, that one deep pool that’s scary and cold, I just hate the concept of swimming in someone else’s piss. No amount of chlorine rinses the idea out of my mind, there are too many gross people in the world, it’s too risky.

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Oh are those “blood splatters” officer or am I just practicing color theory to bring some light into my home, yes I did kill them but that’s not important

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🎅 saintnick1225 Follow

gonna go kill my elf 🤣🤣🤣

🧝‍♂️ santaslittlehelper20184 Follow

man what the fuck

🦌 rudolphsblog Follow

i just got kicked ouit of the reindeer games again 😢

🧝‍♀️ toytiner93713943 Follow

holy shit santa just stabbed my coworker

🤶 jessica-jingle Follow

i baked some cookies 🍪👩‍🍳😊😋

🦌 dasher1938 Follow

just bullied some freak with a red nose LMFAOOOOO 😂

🧝‍♀️ toytiner93713943 Follow

my god theres blood everywhere

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Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured