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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S
perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle !
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile.
mahogany
*sweats nervously*
same.
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas
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Why is this heat so hot 😩
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i am a simple man. I see a creature. I walk over and pet the creature. This is what life is all about baby
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how did denethor, the objectively Worst person ever, produce two perfect sons who have done absolutely nothing wrong ever
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i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page
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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
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cant find a working stream rn killing myself
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