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was scrolling famous brirthdays and found this 😭😭😭

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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

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and if i say that i think heathers the musical is a terrible rendition of the original movie then what

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My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft

Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what

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yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

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I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

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Tumblr Code.

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women

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if this post gets eight billion notes I'll commit arson

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if this post gets eight billion notes I'll commit arson

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if this post gets eight billion notes I'll commit arson

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if this post gets eight billion notes I'll commit arson

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if this post gets eight billion notes I'll commit arson

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if this post gets eight billion notes I'll commit arson