homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay
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Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
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Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.
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Please rise for the national anthem.
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This piece of shit must be locked up.
There must be justice for Rell Lewis.
Spread this like wildfire
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brain: u gotta be… The Best™
me: ok so we’ll work hard then?
brain: no work… only Best.
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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
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There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness
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be careful with who you call ugly in middle school 😍😍😍😍👌👌👌👅👅💦💦💦💯💯💯💯💯
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