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I started reading this manga called dinosaur sanctuary set in a world where dinosaurs are like any other zoo animal and this panel made me scream
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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
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*sassy gay friend from a 90s sitcom voice* Well, Mr. Emperor, I wouldn't mind having a 'heavenly man-date' of my own
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does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012
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they put crack in fire emblem or something bc whenever i describe it to customers it sounds so boring but when I move Gerbardo WarCrimo to D7 I’ve never felt so invigorated
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My crew may be small paranoid neurotic terrified of one another constantly scheming one another's demise and otherwise debilitatingly mentally ill but we have fun together
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opened limited time preorders for the OD metal bookmark I designed for Empyrean / ORV tarot! super grateful for the support
Link: https://skradio.bigcartel.com/
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coming up with an au were a dead character lives but shaking my head while i do it so everyone watching knows i support the role their death played in the narrative and consider it a legitimate writing choice
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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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