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Do not give in to tyranny. Stand your ground, look out for one another, be safe, and stay vigilant. 🩷

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

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Whatever *sticks my dick in the gap between who you are and who you portray yourself as*

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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Camp counselor

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

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I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY

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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

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THE Sebastian Stan 🌟 (W/ @domgoldofficial)

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead