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(SPOILER) Prevision for Mandalorian S3

Aunt Armorer : Alright, kiddo. What's the deal with that Bo-Kat...

Djin : I unmasked.

Aunt Armorer :

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(SPOILER HB2) Stolas for father of the century !

SPOILERS FOR HELLUVA BOSS 2

This owl-dad is just.. I don't know. He's doing his best with a marriage that is obviously failed.

His wife is not invested (do not go after her daughter crying at night), violent, and do not hesitate to detroy the plants that Solas probably spent a lot of time and love on. I swear her throwing those plants around was like seeing someone destroy your legos or miniatures (except they are alive)...

And even if his daughter pushes him back, put the blame on him, he does not give up and do not hesitate to take his responsibilities and recognize that he is lost. It takes a lot for someone to do this.

In just one episode, Stolas just went from horny rich bird to amazing father in serious need of a hug and thanks Vizziepop for this glorious character developpment

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I legitimately do not understand this argument.

1. That is literally not how genetics work. Oscar is in no way the man who fathered those children. So in addition to not understanding how pedophilia works they don’t understand how incest works. 2. Even IF Ozpin “assimilated” Oscar like people love to claim (with zero proof) that wouldn’t alter his genetics! 3. OSCAR IS NOT OZPIN! OSCAR IS NOT OZMA! OSCAR IS OSCAR! 4. Rosegarden ships Ruby with OSCAR! NOT Ruby and Ozpin! NOT Ruby and Ozma!

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You cannot be more royal than Henry "Imma beat yo ass with landscapes” II of France

Mace made for King Henry II of France by swordsmith Diego de Çaias, circa 1540.

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

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Random atlesian soldier B69 : Hey what if I shot all that exposed dust with my gu...  Whalem : --https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2CW6wshMGs--

THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAS DUST IN IT AND I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL NOW WHAT THE FUCK SALEM!!!!

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How y'all look when you say Oscar and Ruby’s age difference is bad when you ship WhiteRose/Lancaster despite them having the exact same age difference.

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Knights of Red Recruitment process.PNG

Kylo : So, what makes you think you can serve me ?

Knight : (stand threateningly)

Knight : (StanD ThreateninglY)

Knight : (STAND THREATENINGLY)

Kylo : ...

Kylo : Ok, you’re up lets do crimes

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YouTube being YouTube

PSA - Don’t Ever Ever Ever EVER donate through Youtube superchat

tl:dr

you lose more than half your donation

youtube never states this anywhere

you cannot get a refund

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One Week to Save My Eyes 👀💦

Ok not really that extreme but I couldn't resist making a clickbait title 🤡

After a lecture from my optometrist, I've accepted the truth- I need something to work on that isn't so destructive to my eyes. I've had to drastically cut down on how much I can draw- or do anything, really- on my phone. (Which sucks bc I do everything on it, but I talked a bit more about it here)

But there's a quick fix- The electronics shop in my town is having a big sale. If we get $700CAD before January 4th, I can get a tablet with a stylus- aka, I can go back to maximum gay & dumb drawing output! After the 4th, it goes back to $900- so I'm hoping to save us all $200 by speedrunning it! In addition to, y'know, reducing my eyestrain enough that I can do stuff again, it'll also mean I can do stuff I can't do on my phone, like gifs and animation stuff? And be able to make stuff more consistently (and take commissions and set up a shop and stuff) because I won't have to take as many migraine breaks 😂

So yeah! If you can, spot me a five or something, and boost, so I can get back to giving you all the gay & dumb content you deserve 😌💖💖💖

Head over to queerholdmykofi !!!

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Mister “personal space is or the weak” Alastor

Alastor does not care about anyone's personal space

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Fisheye Placebo by Yuumei

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I need this accent now

THERE’S A SEQUEL

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Awesome commissions of two of my LARP characters by the awesome @artsynimbus.  At the top, the NATO cyborg Agent Roche, tired of pushing USSR out of France (LARP : Red Dawn). At the bottom, Ikzak the hunter, a lizardman tracking and fighting the human invaders (LARP : De Griffes et d’Os).