kard-kart
kard-kart
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god's silliest soldier | they / them
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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These are so fun to make
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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Duke training with Jason
Jason: You gotta be prepared, working with Batman is dangerous. Some maniac could take a knife to your throat- I would know.
Duke: Someone took a knife to your throat?
Jason: No, I was the maniac.
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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Jason & Dick, finding a dead body on patrol:
Jason:
Jason: b-
Dick, holding up a finger: don't you DARE say 'been there done that'
Jason: you can't tell me what to do, you didn't even come to my funeral!
Dick: I was in SPACE
Jason: and I was in the GROUND
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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i should write SOMETHING for ONCE
List of “things to say after kissing” prompts
“Well… Kiss me more?”
“You taste like my new addiction.”
“I liked that. A lot.”
“Never again—”
“…Wow.” 
“That was bad, wasn’t it?” 
“I could kiss you forever.” (Forever ingrained in my brain fOR REALLL)
“That was really wet and unenjoyable.”
“Can you not stick your tongue in my mouth like that again? Damn.” 
“Consider me madly in love. With the kisses, not you.”
“That just woke something up in me.” 
“Yeah, so like… What the fuck?”
“I’m calling the cops on you for that terrible shit you put me through.” 
“That felt like my first kiss. Sloppy and weird and just not it.”
“Has anyone told you you’re quite amazing at this?”
“You said this was your first time kissing! You’re either a fucking liar or you’re a natural at this.” 
“I made the wrong decision.”
“O… Kay. So should we dissect that? What are we feeling right now?”
“That wasn’t in my itinerary today.”
“I mean, I could do with some more of that.”
“Just shut me up by kissing me from now on, won’t you?”
“Fucking come back here right now.”
“That felt like a crime against humanity.”
“Was that supposed to happen?” 
“You’re the only one I’m gonna wanna kiss from now on.” 
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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say what you will about ian flynn but him saying that shadow isnt facing "gay allegations" hes facing "gay observations" was fucking real as shit. god bless you mr flynn
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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One thing that I always found pretty interesting about Sonic is that he dislikes being referred-to as "Mr" or "Master". Not one for formal titles or obeisance.
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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fuck it the disco elysium blunt rotation goes on my tumblr too
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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yea
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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That December mood
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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sonic is a fan of lesbians the same way link neal is a fan of lesbians
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I saw a preview image from Sonic #67 that featured Amy hanging out with Surge and soon as I saw it an idea came into my mind.
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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amanda is me
saw apprentice show n tell. john shows his model train set. amanda shares paintings from her online watercolor class. hoffman shows everyone the place where he sewed up his own face and his squishmallows. lawrence shows photos from his honeymoon. william tells a long story about how he met bruno mars (revealed later to be completely fabricated). jill shares the hard cider she’s been distilling in the back of the warehouse.
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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i think Silver doesn't actually know how to drive in the sonic racing games. i think he's just using his telekinesis to move the car and making the car noises with his mouth
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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SnapCube's Real-Time Fandub | "Sonic Riders" (2020)
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kard-kart · 2 years ago
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I asked people to share their headcanons and drew things for some of them 🙂
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