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U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

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good to know both of the Way brothers are fucking weird

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I've been low-key gaming for all my life but significant games would be: when I was younger and I can barely remember some of them - Rayman (Gameboy and PS1), Kingdom Hearts I (PS1), Cameo (XBox), and some Pacman game (XBox). And then I got Sonic the Hedgehog 06 (PS3) and that commenced a HUGE Sonic obsession until I was about 12

Reblog with the game that got you into gaming.

Kirby and the Amazing Mirror/Megaman Battle Network

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konkeydongcountry:

exeggcute:

universal pictures really dug themselves into a hole with the “minions flock to the biggest villain on the planet” thing because there’s no way to deny that minions must have worked for like, fascist italy or the mafia�� but they made their bed so now they can lie in it

minions are directly responsible for every war crime and atrocity in human history

ok but it gets better (and by better i mean more horrifying)

apparently the minions retire to antarctica after the fall of napoleon, and only go back to minioning in 1968

which means the filmmakers conveniently avoided having the minions work for hitler, but in the process imply that, had they been around, they totally would have

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She was too quiet or she was too loud : Pisces, Virgo, Aquarius

She took things too seriously or not seriously at all : Sagittarius, Gemini

She was too sensitive or too cold hearted : Leo, Capricorn, Libra, Taurus

She hated, with every fiber of her being or loved with every piece of her heart : Aries, Scorpio, Cancer

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Phil looks great in red and he knows it

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me, on a date:

that's the joke, me on a date

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The Gravity Falls Hiatus Ends Tomorrow.

I’m doing a body count, reblog if you’re still alive?

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Phil: “We’re both nocturnal, and the postman likes to deliver post at like 8 o'clock in the morning. […] One of us has to get out of bed in our pyjamas, go down about 17 flights of stairs and meet the postman.”

Dan: “But you, Mister, like, “ooh, I’m a heavy sleeper, it never wakes me up”, then I have to get out of bed to get your Amazon packages.“ (x)

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what do i do when i’m sad? be sad. sometimes you gotta be fucking sad. it’s not weird.

brendon urie (via androgyn)

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Oli and Hannah’s wedding

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Me: *Calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*

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Me:Do you like Harry Potter?

Date:Yes!

Me:Fantastic!

Date:But the movies are way better than the books though a bit long to watch in one sitting. Get's boring.

Me:[shoving breadsticks into purse] I have to go immediately.

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