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Today's Seal Is: Stylin' That Eyeliner

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Me and my Marijuana Life

*rousing my Stoner son in the morning*

wakey bakey son

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New sentence I think

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okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.

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oh me? well I'm the faggot America.

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Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

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rich people be losing theoretical money and making it our problem. like imagine anyone not wealthy being like "this is how much money I thought I would be making and since I'm not, I'm taking it from someone who needs it way more than me" and then we call it inflation or rising costs of living

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i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

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other people being able to have the same last name as you without you being related is so scary. what if I run into one of them and we have to start a law firm