karlachfan87
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Maximize the casualties ✮ At this point we're gonna get sued! ✮ And before you can leave ✮ Clean all the carpets with bleach ✮ And we'll make a monster of you! ✮
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do you think toby ever got inspiration from his fans
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Tell us more about ur crush! ^.^
I’m so shy… maybe 1 fact. My crush is born on the planet of forests.
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mom was describing a tattoo a girl once took her to a back bedroom to show her, which was a fishing pole low on her pelvis with a line and hook that descended into her bush where a small clownfish hid amongst the hair. and that’s just. that’s a goal. and the ultimate freedom from obligation, like “gah I would shave but it would ruin my very good joke, what are you gonna do, I gotta make sure there’s foliage for my little clownfish to hide in”
then mom finished telling me this and looked off for a moment. “my god,” she said. “she was flirting with me. fuck. goddamn it.”
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Sometimes a ship is good because it would be so fucking funny
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Lowkey whats the point
honestly ive stopped looking for some big revelation. ive just started saving up to buy pain au chocolat once a week and letting that be it for now
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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm
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Are you vocal during sex?
I’m usually lead guitar
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me: man my cock is so chafed. who could have done this.
the common cockchafer:

me: the common what
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Static vanity do you see it guys do you guys see it guys do y
Okay so funfact this started as somewhat a joke but i ebded up really liking it somuch and now its one of my fav ships
Just so you know im not that into shipping stuff that isnt my ocs so yeah
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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok
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logs on. new posts from faggotpuppyboy. puppyboyfaggot. boyfaggotpuppy. puppyfaggotboy. faggotboypuppy. boypuppyfaggot. puppyboyfag. etc etc etc. Logs off
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