karlachfan89

[karlachfan89]

"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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as it always does 🍎

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this is so fucked up. the novelty fnaf sodas that they sell in every vaguely pop-culture-oriented store at your local mall are genuinely better than 95% of established soda brands ivehad . maybe even 100%. what are they doing. what is in this fucking thing

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there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

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swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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wish I had enough radiation to set off a geiger counter but come with no health repercussions

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Teeth of the Valley

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This prophecy is Pissing me off.

I'm the original Starwalker.

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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Worlds fucked by far the cutest set of charms i ordered ended up being the ones i had to get refunded. I really wanted them like more than my other charms 😭 but the seller didn't contact me back after 13 days of waiting

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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made an image for when things are bad

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where can I purchase some dense fog for room decor

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slenderman quinceañera

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Having a sickass art idea that haunts your every waking moment but lacking the talent to fully idealize it in your exact vision