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every porn ever
guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Perfect maturity is when a person hurts you, and you try to understand their situation and don’t hurt them back.
(via amercantiger)
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When I’m serious, I’m serious cus seriousness is the serious way to deal with serious seriosities seriositating in the seriousosphere.
Chattiest (via chattiest)
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if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
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fuck me
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I’m gonna lick those fake tattoos off you if you keep eyefucking me like that.
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#stephmass
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Every person that reblogs this will get a compliment in their inbox.
every single person, whether its 5 or 5,000.
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reblog if you kinda spent most of the year on tumblr.
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reasons why fall out boy is better than a boyfriend
fall out boy doesn’t cancel date
fall out boy care about you
fall out boy sound like a hug
fall out boy there at 2am when everything sucks
fall out boy make you cry good tears
does your boyfriend rock a fedora I think no
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