karmaram

[karmaram]

“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

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[karmaram]

sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.

[karmaram]

Me: I want compliments and attention Someone: * gives me compliments and attention* Me: *trembling slightly* what the hell

[karmaram]

Lil Nas X is the funniest celebrity out there. No I will not be taking questions. 

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endeavor: shouto, can you-

todoroki: ok boomer

[karmaram]

finally giving in and admitting to yourself that it’s not ironic

[karmaram]

generational discourse ("boomers vs millennials" as opposed to like actual class analysis) is dumb and wrong but replying to 50-year-old Rob BlessOurTroops Smith's facebook rant about how immigrants are ruining our country with "okay boomer" is still really funny and satisfying

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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[karmaram]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

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[karmaram]

feel free to fall in love w me im just chilling

[karmaram]

They/them pronouns are now acceptable in academic writing!!!

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whats it called when shes telling u about her day and u cant stop smiling

[karmaram]

I’m a simple woman I think “this is likely going to happen and it’ll upset me” and then the thing happens and it upsets me