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looks at the tortilla hivemind .

“ nope . not today . ”

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For each “⭐️” I get, I’ll write a headcanon about our muses.

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xiao: this is frustrating, and everyone here annoys me.

paimon: everyone?

xiao: especially you.

aether: even me?

xiao: no, absolutely not. why would you even think that

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bard​:

   you could see the spark in his eyes, for he was TOUCHED by Xiao’s gesture. yet… he leans forward, hand hovers his cheek;; Venti whispers,        ❝ why’re you make sound it like it’s some kinda shady deal? ❞

he blinks at the bard’s behavior before sighing and following suit, surprisingly willing to indulge in his foolish behavior for once . “ because i’d rather not have this be traced back to me or for either of us to get in ‘trouble’ . ”

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money whore​:

quietly coughs and gives him a look. “I can understand your distaste for Mora, but have you thought maybe…NOT using it, Xiao?” Like him except he has a loophole through the Fatui.

ignores said look because fuck you dad . “ ...what i do with or think about mora is none of your concern . ” especially considering who said mora was going to .

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rex lapis​:

“Xiao. You do not eat Mora… rather- use it to buy things…apparently.” Coming from the man who doesn’t even have Mora on him to spend…

“ that seems... stupid . what kind of idiot would create something like that ? ” he knows the answer ; he just doesn’t like mora-

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@ventumusica​​ replied to this post :

cries in poor........

gives the poor bard one ( 1 ) mora . “ do not mention this to rex lapis and i’ll get you more . ”

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bites a piece of mora .

“ ...useless . ”

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...fatui harbinger xiao go brrr-

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@fatetm​​ replied to this post:

lixue VC: wait hold on I need his money to get GTA V, can this be postponed

“ ...no . ”

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@yuugxn​​ replied to this post:

tsaritsa vc: what if i actually paid you to do it, how much do you want

“ ...at least 500,000 mora . ”

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for the low, low, low price of free, he will get rid of one ( 1 ) red-headed fatui harbinger .

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“ i am disgusted . i am revolted . i spend my entire life dedicated to keeping liyue safe and tHIS IS THE THANKS I GET ?! ”

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hu tao really is a prankster, making me wait until the end of her banner until she came home. what a jokester.

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the dash right now:

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rex lapis​:

❛ …what if we didn’t fight? ❜

“ what if we killed the fatui harbinger instead ? ”

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perish-​:

“Aww, and I thought we were friends, don’t be so harsh because of one little slip up~” Slip up? You tried to drown the city with a thousand year old water monster.

“ you thought wrong . ” zhongli, where are you ? they’re gonna kill each other .