“Wtf” automatically translates in our brains but “lol” doesn’t
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Spongebob is the main charecter yet Patrick is the star.
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If sunlight kills vampires, moonlight would kill them too because it’s just sunlight bouncing off the moon.
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I
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2015/2018
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Getting vaccinated is like updating your antivirus software that’s inside you.
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If your goal is to fail, you can neither succeed nor fail, because the successful failure is recursively a success and a failure.
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Reading “!!!!!” is like trying to scream with no mouth
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Both adults and kids swear, yet they both refrain from cursing around each other as they believe that the opposite group is offended by it
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On April 1st, you trick. Then exactly six months later, on October 31st, you treat
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Honestly, me too.
phil “ruined” dan’s hoodie
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Home is where the underside of the table isn’t covered in gum
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Roseboy Howell
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