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They gonna revoke your bowling license

I found a ball I couldn’t handle 😔

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Need some chlamydia with this enchilada ts mild as fuck

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Interesting way to say your mental state is declining

chat i am in texas

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Like what if you approached sex this way

Unfriendly reminder that you cannot insert your card into the reader and expect not to have to touch it again. The reader has and will always ask if you want cash back and then tell you to put in your pin. I will stare menacingly and with judgement at you until you decide to click the buttons.

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wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed

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Unfriendly reminder that you cannot insert your card into the reader and expect not to have to touch it again. The reader has and will always ask if you want cash back and then tell you to put in your pin. I will stare menacingly and with judgement at you until you decide to click the buttons.

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They should invent a whole existence that isn't flawed

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'Mid' autumn festival? I find it quite based actually.

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OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

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speak to the hand kabru i just ate glass

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So sorry, the immediate future of my account will likely contain only media from this show

biblically accurate laios touden

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I was on vacation during thanksgiving break and this was one of the signs at the airport on the way home:

I feel like this was probably a bad design choice

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oh my goodness gracious

og: https://twitter.com/sweepswoop_/status/1829725202751611356

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This but make it sexy @thomasishavingacrisis

hm.

well. that's.

hm.

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Obligatory 9/11 repost, happy 9/11 to those of you who celebrate

Hitting her pentagon with my Boeing 767, call that 9/11