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Sick of feeling sick? Here are FIVE alternative medicines to help you feel your best ๐


Headache Hugh (for pain relief)
Everyone knows it's WHO you know, not WHAT chemicals you put in your body


Diarrhea Dave (for upset stomach/Hershey squirts)
All of these little men are fully licensed and bonded, which is more than you can say for some doctors


Allergy Allen (for allergy relief)
Sometimes your relationship with health needs to be taken to the next level. Allen is eligible and very available


Constipation Connor (for when the plumbing is not draining correctly)
As with all medicines, side effects and interactions with other dudes can occur. Connor should not be taken with Dave


Gassy Gary (for problems with fart pregnancy)
Just because you are focusing on health doesn't mean you should be poor. Strike up a mutually beneficial arrangement with Gary as a side hustle.
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