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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

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i love an ot3 as much as the next person but its kinda wild how some people seem incapable of conceptualizing polyamous ships outside of closed triads. i cant even think of any popular ot4s off the top of my head. an untapped market tbh.

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Consider this an ad campaign

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Marvel/DC: Deadpool/Batman #1 (Marvel/DC, September 2025) variant cover by Steve McNiven

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I'm really worried for all of us. I want us to be as well as possible and for that to be the case we really gotta stay informed:

(resources compiled by sp0receress and agitpropandabsurdity on IG, I just copied em to share here)

best way to protect yourself is to wear a mask (n95 or kn95) wherever possible and do social events outside if you're not gonna mask. though the latter isn't foolproof, I read a case study of a jogger infecting a bunch of people in a park. it can happen.

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Oh hello, Tumblr

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people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

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My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. “He’s only got two balls to make 48 runs”, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someone’s skull. “There’s a free six”, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix

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“not all men” you’re right. superman would never do this.

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superman does not have seasonal affective disorder because he simply flies to a different timezone to ensure that he gets the same amount of sunlight year-round even when it's the dark and cold season. this is a normal and reasonable response to being powered by sunlight and has nothing to do with the Melancholies

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a crime happened ON them?  TO them?  ABOUT them?  how specifically do crimes happen on or about parents

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the thing about summer is, sometimes you (I) go outdoors and smell burgers on some distant grill, and then you (I) want Burger

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Sorry im not sure if you got my ask, my tumblr lags sometimes, i just wanted to ask if you ever had wrote a fic about slade/bruce? Theres a fic im looking for that i think was yours but im not sure

I didn't, but you might be thinking of the fantastic OkayAristotle!

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Thinking about those egg tubes