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Leeteuk: Be careful.

Kyuhyun: If I were not being careful, you telling me to be careful would not make me careful.

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Heechul: We have fun, don’t we, Kyu?

Kyuhyun: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Kyuhyun: Well believe me, hyung, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid… and I went ahead anyway.

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Kyuhyun: I’m the most responsible person in this friend group.

Ryeowook: Didn’t you set your bathroom on fire yesterday?

Kyuhyun: There was a spider!

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Leeteuk: Hyuk, just call him.

Eunhyuk: I just… can’t, things are complicated between us now.

Kyuhyun: My god, I’m in soap opera.

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Kyuhyun: I never promise Leeteuk hyung anything. Kyuhyun: That way I never disappoint him.

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Kyuhyun: Is this about me? Leeteuk: No. Kyuhyun: Then I've lost interest.

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Yesung: Stop insulting me!

Kyuhyun: I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

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Ryeowook: How do you want your coffee?

Kyuhyun: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.

Ryeowook: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.

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Kyuhyun: [to Heechul] First of all, you're throwing too many big words at me. Because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take them as disrespect.

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Siwon: No matter how hard you try, you can’t piss everyone off

Kyuhyun: I’m still going to try

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Heechul: *talking to Donghae before his date with Hyuk*: So if his hand slips any lower than your back let me know

Heechul: I’ll break it

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Kyuhyun: Sometimes I wish I could be you Ryeowook: Why? Kyuhyun: Just so I could be friends with me

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Ryeowook: I don’t like you

Kyuhyun: Oh wow you got me mY FeElINgS ArE sO hUrT

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Shindong: It’s four in the morning why are you making chocolate pudding? Kyuhyun: Because I’ve lost control of my life

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Yesung: You need to go on a diet Kyuhyun: I’m already on a heavy diet of human suffering

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Kyuhyun: Yeah? What makes you so sure? Heechul: Because I’m the oldest... which means I’m always right. Kyuhyun: No, it doesn’t. Heechul: Yeah, it totally does.