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Unnecessary detalization of a jacket

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*Throws an AU and runs away*

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You know what? No. That's stupid. What was I thinking when I wrote that?

Guys.....imagine Mettaton/Spamton fanfic...Where's post-BigShot but pre-Chapter2 Spamton, all creepy and blinking, coming up to Metatton (who's in the shape of a box) and saying he knows how to become a BIG SHOT—

And Metaton says "No you don't darling" and grabs him like a surfboard and yoink him to inventory

Spamton has no idea how he ended up in Mettaton's "palace" working as a... model????—but here he is

And then after the 3 Chapter appears Tenna

(Explaining: I highly headcanoning Metta as a newbie V-Tuber. Since he can't have another body and yada-yada, I think he can just...draw it??

In search of references for his V-Tuber model, he goes to the library. And goes to the laptop. And accidentally stumbles upon spam virus

I think it would be funny if Spamton had some kind of signature logo/color palette on all of his emails— something left over from his bigshot era, you know?

And I don't know how, but Metta somehow finds inspiration in this piece of pixels, and like "wait, this is peak?", and younk this virus to his flash drive

He asked Alphys for a small favor. And she... made the virus safe?? And did a little magic with the OG code????

Anyway, Spamton is now an app on Mettaton's desktop)

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I'm very late in answering, but— 😔💔 I wish you good luck and strength to finish it, take care of yourself

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You know what? No. That's stupid. What was I thinking when I wrote that?

Guys.....imagine Mettaton/Spamton fanfic...Where's post-BigShot but pre-Chapter2 Spamton, all creepy and blinking, coming up to Metatton (who's in the shape of a box) and saying he knows how to become a BIG SHOT—

And Metaton says "No you don't darling" and grabs him like a surfboard and yoink him to inventory

Spamton has no idea how he ended up in Mettaton's "palace" working as a... model????—but here he is

And then after the 3 Chapter appears Tenna

(Explaining: I highly headcanoning Metta as a newbie V-Tuber. Since he can't have another body and yada-yada, I think he can just...draw it??

In search of references for his V-Tuber model, he goes to the library. And goes to the laptop. And accidentally stumbles upon spam virus

I think it would be funny if Spamton had some kind of signature logo/color palette on all of his emails— something left over from his bigshot era, you know?

And I don't know how, but Metta somehow finds inspiration in this piece of pixels, and like "wait, this is peak?", and younk this virus to his flash drive

He asked Alphys for a small favor. And she... made the virus safe?? And did a little magic with the OG code????

Anyway, Spamton is now an app on Mettaton's desktop)

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are you planning to continue dealmaker au?

Actually— I don't know?? I kind of lost interest & I am very scared by the positive response it has received...But, I have storyboards and a rough outline of the plot—plus I kind of figured out how to draw comics without pushing myself on a edge of artblock every time—

AHEM. So! I. I put Dealmaker AU on pause/hiatus for about a month, I guess.

I'll work on some side projects for a while, and then we'll see if my interest in this AU returns or not

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Workiiiing.....workiiiiing.....

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in dealmaker au how long do you think it takes tenna to talk to spamton after hearing about him from kris? does he impulsively confront him only to have to back off and have a real conversation later or does he wait to fully process before they talk?

I think it will take Tenna about a day or two to digest all this in his head and come to some reasonable conclusions. He would imagined in his mind many times their dialogue and how it's could go. In his thoughts he would express ALL his complaints about Spamton's behavior. That he said nothing. That he lied. That he pretended to be someone else

Maybe he would spend the night somewhere outside the house??

But at the end of the day(s), his anger and bitterness would have left him. And then he would start trying to understand why Spamton acted the way he did. And although it didn't make it any less painful— at least Tenna could now let go of the grudge

And he would have returned home, where instead of glasses, Spamton would have been sitting in his "true" form

And then they talk

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Guys.....imagine Mettaton/Spamton fanfic...Where's post-BigShot but pre-Chapter2 Spamton, all creepy and blinking, coming up to Metatton (who's in the shape of a box) and saying he knows how to become a BIG SHOT—

And Metaton says "No you don't darling" and grabs him like a surfboard and yoink him to inventory

Spamton has no idea how he ended up in Mettaton's "palace" working as a... model????—but here he is

And then after the 3 Chapter appears Tenna

(Explaining: I highly headcanoning Metta as a newbie V-Tuber. Since he can't have another body and yada-yada, I think he can just...draw it??

In search of references for his V-Tuber model, he goes to the library. And goes to the laptop. And accidentally stumbles upon spam virus

I think it would be funny if Spamton had some kind of signature logo/color palette on all of his emails— something left over from his bigshot era, you know?

And I don't know how, but Metta somehow finds inspiration in this piece of pixels, and like "wait, this is peak?", and younk this virus to his flash drive

He asked Alphys for a small favor. And she... made the virus safe?? And did a little magic with the OG code????

Anyway, Spamton is now an app on Mettaton's desktop)

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I hold you by the shoulders and— BEG, WITH TEARS IN MY EYES, THINK ABOUT MY HEADCANONS!!!

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Here it is and I'm not proud of it

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68650086

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THE WINNER

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Doctor: Your depression may be caused by a disrupted sleep pattern. Regardless of what the tests say, please normalize it. I wrote you a prescription for a sleeping pill.

I, a hypnophobic, knowing that the sensation of the action of sedative/sleeping pills makes me hysterical: ok :)

Me, in the middle of the night, feeling that the desire to sleep causing panic attack: Ö

Every time I am so sincerely surprised by this that it is no longer sad but funny

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monthly/weekly/daily artist cycle

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WFSHHDSWE WHAT?!?!!?!!

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Folks, i think i'm overcooking this

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Funny thought: Actually i think Tenna & Metta would have biggest beef in the world— Based on how they treat their employees