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Kasey Cryptid (aka barbie The Cryptid)
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“Sometimes I don’t know what I’m doing all the time”- Me after eating $43 of Taco Bell. Use the pronouns you use to refer to me. I’m old now(25)
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i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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Kris about Susie:
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Kris about Susie out loud:
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Detail of a gravestone, Lancashire (via ianduhlig)
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”
and friend got kinda mad at me lmao
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yeah, autocorrect, you’re so right. i don’t remember that detail very “we’ll.” thanks for putting that apostrophe there without my input, it’d be real embarrassing for all of us if you hadn’t.
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So, my mom wanted something with a happy ending, so I asked if she minded a bittersweet one, and she said "no" so she's been watching Lost Song. Dad just got home and I told him what I turned in for her and he said I should've turned on Kanon because it's really sad in the middle, but it doesn't technically have a happy ending. Then we started throwing titles at each other of sad anime: Grave of the Fireflies, Plastic Memories, and he said Fullmetal Alchemist because Nina doesn't get a happy ending. I said Angle Beats and Dad said he's never seen it's ending! He's only ever seen the first 4 episodes of Angle Beats and that's a crime
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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.
After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”
And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”
I think about that interaction a lot.
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im CERTAIN this has to be a typo and its supposed to say "JRPGS" but i am going to become addicted to saying "i saw this in a jpeg once" now
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"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen
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It's not always a thankless job.
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Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.
So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.
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