kassander
kassander
you have beaten your worst days
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Michael // 23 // He/Him Fag // ♋ // 🔒020220💛 // nothing here is organized. i am not sorry. i will never change. i will never improve //
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kassander · 1 day ago
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going forward i will only consume problematic media
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kassander · 1 day ago
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kassander · 1 day ago
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there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist
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kassander · 4 days ago
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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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kassander · 4 days ago
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it’s very clever when a musician does a countdown before the song starts that way you don’t get scared when the music comes on because you now know what’s coming
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kassander · 4 days ago
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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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kassander · 16 days ago
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if i were polyamorous id individually message everybody in my polycule saying i needed gas money
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kassander · 16 days ago
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kassander · 16 days ago
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#musiciseverything #ilovemusic #musicismylife
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kassander · 1 month ago
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"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer
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kassander · 1 month ago
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różowo mi
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kassander · 1 month ago
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
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kassander · 1 month ago
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Tokiko Kato as MADAME GINA Porco Rosso (1992) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
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kassander · 1 month ago
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