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@lesbianahsoka here you go anya

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“Most of you came here for one thing”

“TODD HOWARD!”

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Even if you don’t care about this year’s E3 please at least watch Devolver Digital’s conference

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My Allegiances

Me through Dragon Age Origins: Mages are kinda oppressed by the Templars. I mean it's not their fault they can be easily possessed by demons more so than others.

Sections taken from Dragon Age II's Codex: "Giant Spiders tend to appear in places where the Veil has become thin... tainting such creatures as these spiders to transform into larger and more potent creatures..."

Me: *is instantly pro-templar*

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Here lies Richy. He was blind and deaf.

Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it.

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Me: Father I must confess.

Priest: Speak my son.

Me: When I was walking down the street I saw a woman transform into rabbit, and then the rabbit into a guy.

Priest: ... My God... The time is now.

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Maybe Freud’s mom was just really hot.

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mickey mouse advocates for the violent overthrow of governmental institutions this december 

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OKAY so im running around the rogue hall and i see this vendor

so i look through his items and i see this

and since i have no self control in video games the first thing i did was buy it and drink it

and now i have this debuff and im fearing for my life

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if i never check my grades, am i really failing?🤔

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Right before scientists perfect immortality, it’s gonna suck being the last person to die.

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those hours in elementry school are finally paying off

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Shit, now I gotta get my girlfriend into League.

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"Hello. If you are reading this, then you have found the USB. What you decide to do with the USB is your choice. If you choose to share it with the world, there will be mass panic, hysteria, and rioting. If you choose to hide it, they will know, and they will find you. I choose to hide it, but now I realize my mistake. This document is a warning, put the flash drive back in the book. Pretend like you never saw it. Live your life normally. But if you ignore this warning... well... the walls have eyes. The walls are always watching, listening. They're coming. They won't find this document. Remember my name, it's [corrupted]. I'm a student of Architecture at [corrupted]. And if you value your life. Run."

You study a rather obscure subject and you’re working on your doctorate thesis. A book you need is stored in a rarely visited section of the library. When you find it and take it back to your desk area to take notes, you’re surprised to find that the pages you needed to study were cut out in order to make a secret compartment. There is a small USB inside with top secret files. How do you proceed?

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Me if I have to hear about Andromeda’s animation one more time: