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a thing that will forever amuse me is the movie fandom’s depiction of the relationship between gandalf and pippin. like “haha old man is annoyed by younger man” is funny on its own but what most of them don’t know is:
gandalf is an entity, an angelic being taking up human form who is older than time itself. pippin ‘i exist to spite god’ took is like 17. this is a teenager constantly fucking up an ancient being.
pippin is the biggest minor inconvenience in gandalf’s life.
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Anyway, the reason Biden is even more dangerous than Trump in some respects is bc the “lesser evil” argument makes people complacent.
The excuse will always be “well ok sure it’s bad & his policies are shit & yeah he‘s racist & yes he might be too handsy with women & yes we remember his treatment of Anita Hill & yes he participated in drone-striking civilians abroad & true, he did help deport record numbers of people...but the Republican boogeyman will be woooorse.” Blue conservatives like Biden don’t face resistance from centrists, libs & the center-left, so its easier to enact harmful policies & a new center-right SC justice (at best).
That should be just as scary as Trump, who only really differs in that he’s brazen enough to say the fascist part out loud.
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i told my family about the rabbinic definition of a “wall” as “a barrier that impedes the passage of goats” and my mother was so delighted by this that weeks later she showed me a photo of a baby goat squeezing itself under a gate and was like “this is NOT a wall!”
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having fat on your tummy is good, actually. not just normal, not just natural, its good. sick to death of flat stomachs being seen as the universal ideal when its not even achievable or healthy for most people. literally if your tummy sticks out thats a good thing.
fatphobes i will block you without hesitation so dont even try interacting
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black bi trans person in need help :/

Hi im Raz, Im a black & multiracial bi trans disabled person
I live with ppl who steal my food and I spent well over $350 on my meds so im in the hole, I never thought I would actually go broke bc of it or breakdown for online help but here I am. sadly I dont have a job and dont qualify for UI
Im in need of help bc I havent had stable income for years due to my mental health, ran down my savings durring the pandemic so i dont have much funds.
my venmo is razzberri
thanks for sharing
💗💜💙
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very fucking tired of female characters having to be younger and smaller than their male counterparts
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It’s so hilarious that Endgame was supposedly the greatest event in cinematic history and less than a year later nobody talks about it ever and if it’s brought up again the collective response is just “oh right”
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you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?
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