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ANTS GOT IN MY PANTRY!!!
I had to throw out a newly opened jar of peanut butter, a jar of nutella, and a bowl of cereal.
They didn't get into much else thankfully but I spent the last hour taking everything out and inspecting it.
I've sprayed some bug spray in the pantry and wiped the shelves and walls with vinegar. The thing about ants is you can't just kill the ones you see. You need to destroy the pheromone trails they make or else more will keep showing up.
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i’m the one who threw up dumbass 😔
went kayaking and threw up. twice.
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shoutout to all my friends who gave me food at lunch
thank you for keeping me well fed and i hope we have the same lunch period <3
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words can't describe the absolute fucking tragedy that this chapter couldn't release in the first week of july. i'm confidant even fujimoto was bummed by that. at least he made it before the end of july.
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tumblr dash simulator:
moot 1: I need him (picture of a middle aged blond man)
moot 2: lyrics in all caps
moot 3: insanely depressing vent post
random guy you followed for art: *the most bigoted shit you could possibly think of*
moot 1: oughhhhh,,,,,, he's so babygirl coded (another image of middle aged blond man)
moot 4: analysis of a minute detail from a fandom you're not in
moot 3: ok I'm normal now
moot 2: like fifteen reblogs about some band you've never listened to
moot 5: here's a drawing I kinda hate it's not very good, sorry (literally the best piece of art you've ever seen in your entire life)
tumblr bot: (porn no one wanted to see)
moot 6: someone should stab me homoerotically I think
random meme account that won't leave your dash: (badly captioned dog image from twitter)
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The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?
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"Fuck the United States of America” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Tatsuki Fujimoto
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"Fuck the United States of America” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Tatsuki Fujimoto
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"Fuck the United States of America” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Tatsuki Fujimoto
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accidentally just sang “she was a boy, he was a girl” do we fw these new lyrics
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accidentally just sang “she was a boy, he was a girl” do we fw these new lyrics
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