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The Order of The Avengers (Part 1) - (2021)

A couple of months ago, I asked my followers what kind of Avengers fan art they wanted to see from me and they voted at 81% for the “Medieval / Heroic Fantasy AU” option. Here’s the result, I hope you’ll enjoy it! ♥ A big thank you to @vegetamochi who came up with the title. (Nb: this is an art project, there’s no fic to go with it)

PART 2 IS AVAILABLE HERE

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Some people can lift 200 pounds. But if they carried it everywhere they went for an entire day without ever putting it down, they’d severely tear their muscles and cause permanent damage to their body.

Some people can enter a 140° car in the summer to get something out of the car. But if they stayed in the car, they’d die from the heat.

Some people can hold their breath underwater for 30 seconds. But if they tried to go scuba diving without the necessary gear, they’d drown.

Clearly, someone doing something for a short period of time does not automatically mean that they can do it indefinitely with no problem.

So why do people assume that if someone can walk for a few seconds, they don’t need a wheelchair?

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How do you know how to use the internet

What is this "internet" of which you speak? I write anything I have to say on slips of paper with quill pens I harvest from the local mynah birds (they are, I'm afraid, imported birds and thus pests) using ink I make from oak-galls and charcoal. I then fasten the replies to the legs of the mynah birds, who fly off, and who, some hours or days later, return and, awkwardly (for they are birds) recite the replies to me.

I trust your own mynah birds remain healthy.

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I saw a thing and thought it seemed like something you might find cool

-This is GENIUS-Systlin-

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gonna post a controversial take alright are y’all ready??

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actually typing out emoticons like XD and :D and :V never should have gone out of fashion and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands okay I know emojis are fun but THEY DON’T CAPTURE THE EMOTION IN THE SAME WAY

so like

…yeah that was basically it, thanks for reading

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Heads up! 

Life Bottle Productions has released a fan translation English patch for Tales of Destiny: Director’s Cut! Stahn’s side is complete.

In addition, Lumina Tales is also working on a fan translation of Tales of Destiny 2, as well as their own fan translation of Tales of Destiny: Director’s Cut, with plans to release Destiny 2′s first. 

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-Keldabe-

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Big fan of the controversy over Lola Bunny’s Space Jam 2 design now that she no longer has tits becuase now the typical crowd that complains about desexualized designs are the ones that usually hate furries, and thus have locked themselves into a dilemma if they want Lola’s furry milkers to be the hill they want to die on to own the liberals

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Texts From Superheroes

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found this picture in my camera roll from 2019, thought I’d share it with everyone in 2021

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am scared

(via)

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YA WANNA ARUGE OR YOU WANNA GET ON THE BOAT