katbakubae
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30โs - Shamless Stoner ๐จ She/Her + ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐น๐ฒ ๐ฃ๐ช+ ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฉ๐ผ | ๐ผ ๐ฒ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐น๐พ๐๐๐ฝ ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐ Maladaptive daydreaming has rotted my mind๐ฅhuge fan of the boom boy๐ฅ
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The real barbie is Y/n.
Y/nโs a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.
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when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute


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self shipping is like the biggest act of self love. it genuinely feels so healing. like yes I deserve love. yes I deserve a happy and fulfilling relationship. yes this 300 year old cryptid would smooch me.
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
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your man doesnโt have the mental strength to caramelize onionsย
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the princess requires her bravest knight to touch the yucky thing for her
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ok i need people who are happy about the tiktok ban to understand your opinion should actually have nothing to do with the fact that itโs tiktok. like you can hate tiktok. but supporting the ban is supporting censorship, full stop.
like, i fucking hate twitter. itโs a hellhole. would i celebrate if it went bankrupt and shutdown? probably! would i celebrate if the GOVERNMENT BANNED IT? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. because the government SHOULD NOT be making decisions about how and what people are allowed to talk about on the internet. ever.
โi donโt like the precedent but im happy if itโs just tiktokโ stfu and think for a second if they only ban tiktok and nothing else ever thatโs still censorship
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The most annoying thing you get told as a Levi fan:
"You know that he is 5'3 right?"
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