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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.

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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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*logs off tumblr and rereads the source material* phew... it was all just a bad dream.. . thank god...

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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i finally made reference sheets for my fields of mistria sona!!! ive been thinking about this game like contantly for a while lololol... so much so that my sona turned into a different guy xD some thoughts/more information below the cut!!! yay!!!

apologies if i am raving like a madman about this guy i think about fields of mistria a perfectly normal amount ^_^

he is an ex-monster slayer from the capital but he had to retire due to getting infected with a memory-eating parasite on one of his many dungeon missions. (its the sprout growing out of the top of his head!) lucky came to mistria because a free house and land is REALLY hard to pass up, especially whenever you have. No Money. and not a lot of other skills. but he does take his farming duties Really Seriously (he is my 100% save file soo xD)

his main love interest is caldarus but he also has smthn goin on with juniper and march too lolol lucky gets along well with most people in town but he hangs out a lot with elsie, terithia, adeline, balor and olric ^_^ he, elsie and terithia exchange a lot of stories (lucky LOVES to gossip) and he really respects them for being Awesome Old People with storied lives. lucky gets along with olric because they are both boneheads who love rocks and lucky has like a "co-workers that hang out outside of work a lot" kinda relationship with adeline and balor!!

valen and celine helped a lot with keeping his parasite from losing like ALL of his memories but he definitely doesnt remember most of his childhood/past. he ran with a lot of shady people before he came to mistria and sometimes his debts/previous relationships bite him in the ass. he likes looking toward the future a lot more, anyways.

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I love it when women tell me they just finalized their divorce. ESPECIALLY older women. The correct response is always “congratulations” and they always seem so pleasantly surprised, they just seem to light right up and talk about how happy they are, what their plans are, how well they’re doing. I’ve only ever met like 1 person who was upset to be divorced and it was a middle-aged dude. Second most exciting is young men. A 25 year old guy says he just got divorced and you go “congratulations” and he SMILES? You KNOW there’s a story. I love it. People should get divorced more

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digit and pigit doing things my cats do

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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i do kinda think whoever started the trend of requiring customers to ask an employee to let them into the bathroom should be executed Tbh. i dont care how much crack people are doing in your bathroom i shouldnt have to track somebody down and ask for permission to go potty in a public establishment

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I posted this once and the notes were full of women and gay men saying that actually the french man being uncircumcised makes all of the difference in the world.

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